THE DIAMOND DAYS ARE DONE.

fun new meme here ! write 3-5 things a new rp partner (or those who want to be) should know about you and tag 3-5 people! it should be related to rp and not to other interests.

tagged by: @carnivorarium i wuv u :3c tagging: @joroghoul / @sunebi / @scrcrow / @booktorn / @breselin / @maljefe / @encoffiner / @undeadbite / @enqueteurcygne / @sutuong / @hhemeraa  / @eisbyl - feel free to steal and say i tagged u ! 

ONE.    i will reply either 3 minutes or 3 months from when you tag me in a thread. sometimes i’m busy with work, sometimes i’m tired. sometimes i’m just way more into talking about it ooc than writing it ic, and a lot of my character development is done this way. it’s nothing to do with how interested i am in a thread, am just slow/busy. as an addition to this, if i don’t reply to ur message, i most definitely read it and forgot to respond. i would never intentionally ignore someone, i just tend to be working when i hop on tunglr/discord and i’ll be like “i’ll reply when i finish work” and then never do. it’s a bad habit of mine heh

TWO.     i don’t understand purple prose. not as in i don’t understand why people do it, but i mean i legit can’t read it and understand what it is you’re saying/describing. i don’t understand extensive metaphors, my reading comprehension isn’t the best and i hate having to assume/infer. if you write with me, please consider changing your writing style for our interactions. again, nothing against the style, i just cannot. understand it. i am a clown.

THREE.    i like to draw my muses/rp partner muses! i like drawing rp scenes/jokes/memes based off our muses. it’s a nice way to add another layer to our interactions tbh!! i’m more inclined to do with with canon muses, simply bc i write more canon muses than OCs heh. 

FOUR.       whilst i enjoy shipping, it shouldn’t be the basis of our interactions. i love drama. i love muses who don’t always get along. i love exploring power dynamics. if we have this first, then i can assure you, shipping will come much more naturally with me! i ship with chemistry, that’s a given, but my muse’s sexuality tends to be fluid bc sometimes they just Vibe beyond what i had planned for a muse. on this topic, sometimes i talk more about a ship ooc than i write it ic. i Amn just..... a litle creacher. Thatse It. I Canot change this.

𝚆𝙴𝙰𝙻𝚃𝙷.

his wealth was first generated from his late father’s inheritance (monetary wealth and property). after bad investments and a failed marriage to alice that near drained the entirety of his assets, he was left in a situation where his business was close to going under. if he lost his money, then he lost the life he had planned for freya ― she was never to know how close to the wire they really were.

it started out small ― paying criminals with whatever he had left to steal stock from a competitor’s warehouse. he doubled the value of his account that weekend. this got the ball rolling in his mind ; this was easy money, so long as he kept his distance from those who did his bidding. and no one got hurt, right? so one competitor’s business went under, so what? one less thing to worry about. 

tl;dr: theo likes being pegged by women who treat him mean and tell him what to do (with his consent of course :3c)

theo’s first brush with bd/sm was with his wife, alice. he was otherwise vanilla before meeting her, and she taught him that he actually didn’t mind being told what to do. in fact, it was nice to take a break from telling other people what to do. he liked being her scratching post, and he liked it when she belittled and humiliated him. it didn’t matter to alice how fancy his suit was or how expensive his car was - in the bedroom, he was hers to use and punish how she saw fit. he liked it best when she took him, her hands around his throat so he could learn that oxygen really was a luxury. it was the only place had no power ; he loved it

tagged by:  @breselin​​ chu <3 tagging:  steal from me :3c

name:  vodka. star sign:  capricorn. height:  5′6 middle name ? kristin

put your itunes spotify on shuffle. what are the first 6 songs that popped up?

Досчитай до ста ― t.A.T.u.

migraine ― twenty one pilots

hypocrates ― MARINA

disappointed ― nine inch nails

heart of glass ― blondie

there will be blood ― kim petras

grab one book nearest to you and turn to page 23. what’s line 17?  “ ...affectionate postcard from France, but really happen-happen -- is awful.” ever had a poem or a song written about you?  omg only in like year 8 when boys were trying to be cute w/ me. i already knew i was gay then so i was kinda like ‘haha that’s nice’ when was the last time you played air guitar?  like... well over 10 years ago. i have no fun, ever. strictly no fun allowed.  who is your celebrity crush?  blerghhh i don’t rly have any. i saw jodie foster in a film recently and i think she’s really attractive? ; _ ;

what’s a sound you hate; sound you love?

hate: chewing, clicking, nail biting, that kinda thaaaang

love:  teams call music, sirens, like a war/nuclear siren? dial-up noise, sims 1 build music, the brrp noise cats make when u touch them

do you believe in ghosts ?  not sure if i believe in ghosts in the typical sense but i think you leave some kind of ‘energy’ behind, even if its not tangible. how about aliens ?  ye! i think it’s naive to believe we’re the only form of life in the entire universe, no matter how small that life is elsewhere.

do you drive ? nope but i’d like to if so, have you ever crashed ?  n/a

what was the last book you read ?  we need to talk about kevin, re-read it recently. still so good.  do you like the smell of gasoline ?  eh indifferent. what was the last movie you saw ?  silence of the lambs! i re-watched it this week, it’s one of my favourites. i also recently watched inglorious basterds for the first time, which was really good. i don’t rly watch movies so the self-isolation has given me a good reason to. what’s the worst injury you’ve ever had ?  ahhh i had an eye injury as a child and now the surface of my right eye is all scratched up. i can’t see very well out of it. other than that, i haven’t had any major injuries. do you have any obsessions right now ? i recently got back into mysmes because [gestures at situation]. ff7 because REMAAKE BAYBEEEE. other than that, i’m really into sims again. outside of games, i rly like house remodelling/diy/transformation. my youtube is mostly me living vicariously through people who can drive and can pick up big things from ikea for their homes. F in chat.

do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong? 100%. never forgive, never forget. honest mistakes are fine, but people who do outright intent to harm are people i want nothing to do with.