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Celestial Mapping and Celestial Proportions by Tallmadge Doyle

Made for: @mysticalchaosface

I tried to put words to it. I failed. She was a year older than me and might have passed through that door months before. Maybe she had not noticed the change or had forgotten the sensation of it. But I knew—the world had become clearer and taken on new definition and new possibilities, but something had retreated, like a drawn curtain, or a morning mist rolling back beneath the steady gaze of a rising sun.

Very strange.

And they fucking turned around and left without a word of protest. One of them thanked me awkwardly. I’m slightly jittery from the rush of unused adrenaline but I can’t believe that despite all their posturing and aggression, they were defeated by customer service voice.

I have scared grown men with my sugary-sweetest voice and smile--usually by threatening them with very graphic violence but even "I'm sorry, but that's against company policy and I'm afraid I can't do that," can sound like "I will crack open your ribcage like a walnut and feast on your still-beating heart, motherfucker" if you feel it in your soul. It's the Charlize Theron murder-walk tutorial but for customer service.

The ONLY thing I’ve found so far that discourages anti-masker moms is chemical warfare. If they smell traces of Lysol or some inorganic cleaning product they will make a hasty and resentful retreat before their toddler contracts autism from my deodorant.

thi s one wins

In the upcoming Batman film, producers were afraid Robert Pattinson would not be able to defeat the Riddler or solve his puzzles. To ensure the success of the movie, a ‘script’ was written so the Pattinson would know exactly what to say and how to best Riddler in each scene.

Short comic based on this wonderful prompt by @marauders4evr : “Someone needs to make a beautiful comic where Aang’s struggling because Tenzin just became an airbending master but Aang has absolutely no idea how to actually tattoo the arrows because he was only twelve when his entire culture was wiped out, he had only just gotten his tattoos months before he ran away, he would have been far too young to learn the tradition from the side of the tattoo-giver and then said tradition was wiped out forever, so he’s crying as he tries his best, and then Yangchen appears and the Air Nomad Avatar before Yangchen appears and so on and so on, all the way back to the Avatar that came right after Wan, hundreds of Airbenders just sitting with Aang, patiently going over the techniques, cheering when Tenzin stands, bowing to the newest airbender, making sure the culture isn’t lost…”

The Philadelphia Inquirer, Pennsylvania, December 7, 1922