ʰᵃʰᵃʰᵃʰᵃᵃᵃᵃ !!!

                                              DO     YOU     EVEN     LIFT          ?

                                              are     you     into     buff ,         intelligent ,         and     confident     russian     women          ??          boy          —–          are     you     in     for     a     treat .          meet     aleksandra     zaryanova .          aleksandra     zaryanova          (     or     zarya     for     short     )          is     a     well     known     warrior     who     fought     with     russia     during     the     omnic     crisis .          though     she     may     be     a     tad     disrespectful     around     omnics ,         zarya     does     mean     well .

                                             do     you     remember     when     you     played     with     dolls     as     a     kid          ??          what     about     the     gal     who     built     the     doll     empire          ???

                                             introducing          …          BARBARA     MILLICENT     ROBERTS          !!          barbara ,          or     more     known     as     barbie ,          is     the     queen     of     dolls     herself .          with     her     sisters ,      and     totally     not     her     kids     from     unprotected     sex ,          barbie     has     taken     over     straight     -     to     -     dvd     hollywood .          would     you     want     to     meet     her          ??

❛ i just need to make a cake and then i’ll be back to normal. ❜

❛ i just showed up to my final. without a pencil. like a jackass. ❜

❛ SOCRATES WAS A DRAMA QUEEN. ❜

❛ how did she lose four phones in less than a month? ❜

❛ the ghost from the ouija board told me to send it nudes. ❜

❛ listen, man, i was only the getaway driver. ❜

❛ oh, no. i’m totally better than all of you. ❜

❛ i refuse to partake in any of this, but that doesn’t mean i won’t post screenshots of this on tumblr. ❜

❛ who the fuck goes to the club on a monday? ❜

❛ i looked like a baked potato. ❜

❛ THE HANNAH MONTANA MOVIE IS ON NETFLIX. I REPEAT. THE HANNAH MONTANA MOVIE IS ON NETFLIX. ❜

❛ never be ashamed of your kinks. ❜

❛ i realize that you’re probably working, but fuck you for not answering. i was going to ask what kind of girl scout cookies you like but since you didn’t answer i just got samoas i hope you fucking hate them. ❜

❛ one of my sims woohoo’d this old guy and as soon as they were done he fucking died and she slept with the grim reaper. ❜

❛ if you give me $300, i will totally let you beat the shit out of me. ❜

❛ the people across from us are taking pictures and being hella loud and playing music. can i play heavy metal until they leave? ❜

❛ i thought i was being productive by starting the history reading early, but i got halfway through chapter one and started crying over the dumbass that was christopher columbus. ❜

❛ my eyebags are so bad that it looks like i was just punched in the face twice. ❜

❛ then we have ____, who is pure salt. ❜

❛ listen, if i’m suffering, i’m making you suffer with me. ❜

❛ i don’t even care that he called me a hater and tweeted while speaking to me, this is just artful levels of petty. ❜

❛ you know you’re depressed when you’re just eating a container of cookie dough. ❜

❛ can you believe columbus went from studying ocean currents and wind patterns to committing genocide? ❜