I've Finally Grown Up

“Nah, I don’t have any brothers, or atleast I was never told about any. With my dad, it’s possible though.”

      Dimissing the notion, she only studies Marceline closer, expression getting more and more curious by the moment.                              “Huh… maybe you know him— Marshall Lee?                  The Vampire King and all that?”  

She looked the girl up and down, crossing her arms. She certainly looked familiar, perhaps... too familiar. Maybe Finn was pranking her, with a gender spell or something.

"Are you even listening to yourself?"

“Hmm… Probably best to do it in the woods. Or we could just kill him here and torch the place, make it look like an accident.”

"No, no no no no no, we are not setting anything on fire, you hear me?” The wizard said, just a little above a whisper. “We’ll have to drag him out, but you’re going to have to help me, I’m not all that strong, and I can only levitate what I can lift.”

“Alright, alright, no fire, chill out. I’ll just torch the place when you’re gone. And lifting him won’t be that hard, I’ll grab him under the arms, you lift his legs, alright?”

With that, she hoisted the legs of the demon, and struggled to drag him out of the bed.

“Urgh, yeesh… What has this guy eaten?”

Marceline flicked her head to the side, her long hair falling over her shoulder and covering her mouth. She did not want to breath that stuff in.

"Are you even listening to yourself?"

“Hmm… Probably best to do it in the woods. Or we could just kill him here and torch the place, make it look like an accident.”

"No, no no no no no, we are not setting anything on fire, you hear me?” The wizard said, just a little above a whisper. “We’ll have to drag him out, but you’re going to have to help me, I’m not all that strong, and I can only levitate what I can lift.”

“Alright, alright, no fire, chill out. I’ll just torch the place when you’re gone. And lifting him won’t be that hard, I’ll grab him under the arms, you lift his legs, alright?”

With that, she hoisted the legs of the demon, and struggled to drag him out of the bed.

"Urgh, yeesh... What has this guy eaten?"

“I don’t really mess with people, more just hang out with ‘em, chill. Sounds like you got a nasty vampire problem though. Want help dealing with it?”

                    “I can handle him— I’m just tired of handlin’                      him, you know?”          And a bit homicidal about it, honestly. But she shrugs, and looks up at the girl, squinting her eyes a bit.                              “It’s weird though— you look like you could be                       his sister or somethin’.”

"Nah, I don't have any brothers, or atleast I was never told about any. With my dad, it's possible though."

"Are you even listening to yourself?"

“Hmm… Probably best to do it in the woods. Or we could just kill him here and torch the place, make it look like an accident.”

"No, no no no no no, we are not setting anything on fire, you hear me?” The wizard said, just a little above a whisper. “We’ll have to drag him out, but you’re going to have to help me, I’m not all that strong, and I can only levitate what I can lift.”

"Alright, alright, no fire, chill out. I'll just torch the place when you're gone. And lifting him won't be that hard, I'll grab him under the arms, you lift his legs, alright?"

“Only a ton! I can float, turn invisible, and my personal favourite, I can literally drink the color red. Tastes nicer than you’d think.”

"Wooow! That’s…" Her little kitty face scrunched up. "That is seriously so cute. The red thing! Like that’s something I’d think would happen in some cutesy little violence-free world."

"Yyyyeah. Ooo is anything but violence free. Seriously, two of my best friends go out monster slaying pretty much every day."