A Spooky Non Binary Person

dear Santa please make ai bubble blow up and every ai service go bankrupt facing legal charges for stealing other's work

I've watched a lot, and I mean a lot, of jackie chan style kung fu movies and I just gotta say that this is a brilliant joke that is absolutely worthy of and SHOULD appear in one

if you want to create but feel intimidated and overwhelmed, you're forgetting something: good art doesn't exist. all art is terrible. every story and song and movie and picture is worse than the one before it and all artists should be in prisom

funniest part of nosferatu 2024 is when the boys are trying to roll out for boys night but one dude is a no show so they go to find him and he's like. it turns out he's awol from boys night because he went mad with grief and died of the The Plague while he was defiling the corpse of his beloved wife. and the other lads just have to go wow sad and leave it at that because they're on a CRAZY time crunch trying to kill this fucking feratu. you know how it is with boys night.

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we've been doing this thing called "hitting the nosferatu" where you hunch your shoulders and walk towards things while pointing with a long creepy finger

Oh John Peters, Y’Know, The Farmer, we’re really in it now

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your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

Yeah but she said she didnt?? So idk

[muttering feverishly] I need to chase that man around my gothic manor in a silk nightgown

what if your url somehow had something to do with your future

i will choose a username in the whim in the future. that’ll be… what, the fourth time?

I’ll be a Chaos-Triangle in the future! Ha! I already am that! Ah ha ha ha!

i’m gonna kill someone apparently. anyone know any good lawyers

I sure hope so

I am. A blue sea star. Huzzah

Oh god I sure hope I’m not getting any

Forever and Always. I am trapped here.