Ebonic Power Of Mindful Sexual Energy

So I’m shy, sue me. 

I’m self-conscious and awkward, which is why I decided to start working out. I fell down a tumblr rabbit hole and discovered bodybuilding. The mass monsters that exude confidence, hitting poses that show of the artistic forms of the human body. I had to become a part of this world, so I started working out at the local gym. 

But old habits die hard, and I wasn’t ready to enter a full gym by myself with no experience. I decided to start going at 11pm. The way I saw it, very few people would be there at that time, and anyone who works out that late is probably an expert that I may be able to get some tips from. So I grabbed my gym bag, plucked up some courage, and headed to the gym.  

As I pulled up to the gym, I saw that the parking lot was empty. Good! I’ll be able to settle into the new location without worrying about standing out. I got out my car, excited to start the new chapter in my life. I approached the door, but a curious sign on the door stood out to me. 

“Between midnight and 3am, ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK”

Weird.

Well, it was only 11:30, so if something was going to happen at midnight, I’d just leave.