claire

all movies are better on the big screen, which is why if you’re seeing this you should personally fund my future home theater

slam is a mix of smash and slay creating a word that has peaked to the highest of heavens with perfectly neutral implications

i have decently vivid memory of seeing light move to reach where i was from the horizon (or something) during a sunrise (or something) and i would like someone to explain o me what it actually was

adele is a matte lip girly

adele is a matte lip girly

do you think my oddly quickly aging cheeks are because of my face fat or rbf

beginning to hate the lego guy gif that straight guys post whenever they see a pretty blonde

i love the huh cat

not a lot of assassinations lately

i want a chocolate croissant

tallahassee likes twinkies so much because all the “twink”ies were killed first

i think everyone has a lot of interesting stories, but most forget them (i have a lot of interesting stories, and i’m really really smart)

i think any anxiety i’m meant to have is just expelled through the expressivity of my eyebrows

put me next to emilia clarke

i feel like when texting with most people, i have to use the least amount of words possible at risk of being the last to say something and it’s a long message. i overthink about whether my little blue text blocks are bigger than their text blocks. it’s an insecurity about having so much to say that’s all meant to be said aloud but instead has to be typed and can be measured so simply and so critically

how funny and sucky would it be if sound and air were just like really stingy and if someone turned away from you and spoke instead of it being hard to hear it was just silent