Jerry: My girlfriend thinks its weird I never been akumatized.
George: Wait you've never been akumatized? You must have gotten akumatized at some point.
Jerry: Im serious I have never been akumatized
Kramer: (Walks in holding 100 bucks)Hey Jerry! Man I am making bank with these new bets. The fights only end in one way, with the akuma going down.
George: Kramer, you've been akumatized right?
Kramer: Of course I have, I got akumatized again last month. A pigeon pooped in my soup and I couldnt get a refund for the soup. Became the Refunder. It was a weird tuesday.
George: See? Everyone has gotten akumatized. Hell, I am surprised I am not akumatized right now. Your girlfriend has a point.
Jerry: Well I havent and I never will. Maybe I am just one of those guys who is immune.
George: No one is immune to being akumatized.
Jerry: Yea there is because its me.
Elaine: (Walks in) Hey guys, is it shallow of me to break up with a guy because his akumatized form is ugly.
George: Elaine you cant blame a guy for his akuma form, thats not something he has control over.
Elaine: turns on the tv to show the news that shows the guy's akuma form.
(the 3 guys wince)
Kramer: I would break up with him.
Jerry: Yea, thats why I am never getting akumatized.
Elaine: Wait, you've never been akumatized?
George: He says he's never been akumatized.
Elaine: Well you gotta get akumatized.
Jerry: I am not getting akumatized and thats final
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