Aint Nothin Good Here

Americans be like: 1 star, I would give less stars if I could. The food was the most exquisite possible thing I have ever eaten or ever will eat. The decor was amazing, I loved everything. but it seemed like my waiter could’ve possibly had other things she would’ve rather been doing and other concerns outside of serving me, never go here again.

Not to flex but im not white

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

You're telling me, a chicken fried this rice

ITS 4:30 AM AND THIS POST IS STILL FUNNY

Oh I love puppets! More puppets and less niggas in wigs! 

@trapcard @blackmodel @gradient @theblasianbarbie @heartbeatemoji @bodysanctuary

Petra said her phone is in her bag but to tell you she hates you

That’s fair

Come get this dick-fil-a

I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday

Thank God it’s still the day of our daddy and I can still reblog this

Did you just call god daddy?

She got a tushy on herrrrr

“Like 2003 Evanescence?” She knew EXACTLY what to do.

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

literally like i’m 90% sure the avengers all have a group chat and it’s on do not disturb for all of them, each of them have each other blocked on all social media and only communicate through email and can’t even pretend to like each other during missions

Do not FUCKING TALK TO ME

Omg

ENOUGH