I Spent This Year As A Ghost

If you really slept like a baby you would wake up every couple of hours screaming…

Bold of you to assume I dont.

looking for an expert on babys out there

im a baby myself… what do u need

hey

what are your weaknesses

back in my day we didn’t call it “shitposting”, we called it “nightblogging” and blamed the australians

I’ve been on this god forsaken website for too long.

im sad and i want sex

Bad Boys

This is magical in an entirely different way.

Bitch just thwarted a ghost possession by judging his accents

My boyfriend would be gettin’ hit with the baseball bat beside our bed if he ever woke up and said, “What is he normally?” about himself.

Then you would NOT have liked the time he pointed to a corner of our room while he was sleeping and said “they share a dimension with Earth and they take cats to eat them”.

I absolutely do not like that.

fashionably late? more like anxiously early

I will get to class 20 mins early and still be anxious

Because no one else is there yet & is this the right place?? are you here the wrong day??

“While I agree with your point, Josephine, capitalism is an unjust ideal and it won’t work anymore”