january 2022 keeps testing me like im mentally stable or something

can't get over the oldest living olive tree being over 4000 years old. imagine someone in 200 bc being like look at this old tree. so many living breathing people existed before us and they had lives just like ours and they lived in the same world we live in, only younger. if you stop for a second and close your eyes and listen you can hear what they heard. someone looked at this tree when it was just a sprout. someone ate the first olive from it. and then 2000 years later someone else thinks the very same thing

NEVER FORGOT DAVE,

i loved dave the barbarian and brandy and my whiskers, best shows

“nypd” actually means new york personality disorder