rivers and roads

You say please one more time and I’ll shove your dirty underwear into your mouth. Just put them in the bloody hamper already.

I'm zipping my lips. Thank you, Nancy. I love you!

I think he’d make an exception just for you.

Terrifying. I did say knock knock, though.

……Put your god damn shirt back on. I’m not doing any of your laundry until you get dressed.

Okay shirt on but.... can you do my laundry. Pleeeeeeeease?

Your mom doesn’t count. Don’t be so quick to judge! I bet she’s absolutely lovely. She could be your dream girl, but you’ll never know.

Yes she does. Or, she could give me genital warts. Besides, you're the dream girl.

I can assure you that my fiancé can hit harder.

He wouldn't hit a cripple, would he?

You said it, not me. But you know, you shouldn’t underestimate yourself. You’re like…a solid 4 or 5. You could probably talk that girl with the warts that works in the kitchen into blowing you or something.

Some might even consider me a six. No thanks, the warts is what worries me. What if they're from giving too many blow jobs? My dick could fall off and I need that for peeing.

Someone save me from laundry day.

Naaaaaaancyyyyyyyyy~ Can you do a load for me?

Hey! I return the favor……sometimes.

Let's be real, I'm lucky to get laid so I'm not really going to complain.