Handy Dandy Knife-Ears

Rumarin would be the kind of guy that when asked “How can you use a barometer to measure the height of a building?” he’ll answer “Go to the basement and knock on the Superintendent’s door and once he opens say ‘Hello there Mr. Superintendent! Here I have a fine barometer that could be yours if you so tell me the height of this building.’ “

srsly go follow

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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