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Honestly, Not to sound cocky or conceited but dick isn’t the problem 😂 Pussy is the problem 😩

Okay so these are tips that can make a hoes life so much easier. Enjoy 💕💕

1. Throw away any shaving cream use coconut butter or oil to shave, than apply oil after you dry off. BAM. NO STUBBLE. NO BURN. IT’S THE SHIT.

2. Don’t use shaving cream or coconut butter for your coochie. Use Johnson’s baby oil instead. You’ll have no razor burn.

3. There isn’t anything wrong with your natural coochie smell, but if you want to taste sweet eat cranberries or pineapple. SHIT WORKS.

4. Stretch marks on inner thighs? Use Vaseline and coconut oil over night EVERY NIGHT to get rid of them.

5. Men’s razors >>> womens razors. Cheaper, closer shave and cleaner.

6. Pee after sex. It’ll help prevent any UTIs. Don’t hold it in. UPDATE: I’ve changed it now, but this used to say pee to stop STIs, that is INCORRECT, and the only thing to stop STIs is a condom. Thank you to @infinitelaughing for correcting me!

7. Carry your own condoms. You’re a strong independent hoe and carry your Trojans proud.

8. If you’re braking out buy tea tree oil.

9. KAT VON D LIQUID LIPSTICKS ARE BLOWJOB PROOF. IT WILL NOT COME OFF. PLUS IT’S MATTE.

10. Matte makeup (foundation, lipstick, eyeliner) all lasts better against sheets for sex.

11. Want longer nails to scratch with? GARLIC ON NAIL BEDS. COCONUT OIL ON CUTICLES. GROW BITCHES GROW.

12. To make eyebrows fuller put on coconut oil before bed.

13. Add ½ cup of apple cider vinegar to your bath. It’ll reset the balance of your coochie’s PH. You’ll feel and smell r8 8/8

14. Run a hot bath. Favourite bubble bath. Soak. EXFOLIATE. When you get out put coconut oil all over your body.

15. Honey + white sugar - lip scrub Coconut oil + brown sugar - body exfoliator

16. Dry feet are nasty af. Soak feet in hot water for 10 minutes before using a pumice stone to get rid of dead skin.

17. For extra soft feet, do above and put on heavy duty lotion, socks and sleep.

18. To hide a hickey. Green concealer all over, foundation and powder. GONE.

19. To remove blackheads use charcoal based soap. And use natural beaded exfoliants

20. If you want your coochie to be BABY SOFT get yoni oil. Shit is magical.

21. If your hair is feeling lifeless massage coconut oil in every night + put in a bun. Wash out in the morning.

22. Put your undies in three categories. 1. I’m getting fucked tonight 2. I could be spontaneously fucked. 3. Getting none today

23. On the days leading up to and after your period use a pad on your fav undies to stop staining.

24. Eyebrows can be on fleek fucking in a forest. Get Anastasia dipbrow pomade. Lifesaver.

25. 6-10 green tea bags in a bath will help energise skin and refresh. Skin will glow and be soft.

26. If you’re about to get dicked down DON’T wear cotton undies. It will trap lint in the crevice of your thighs.

27. Chlorasceptic throat numbing medication helps with deep throating.

28. DRINK WATER. cliché af but keep coochie smelling good and brightens skin.

29. Lemon juice and baking soda will remove any cum stains from clothes. I got you 😏

30. It’s your body. Don’t fucking listen to anyone

31. Shave your coochie under water

32. Put baby oil in your bath - baby soft duck yeah

How about I sneak in your room and grab you from behind pushing you face first into the wall.

With one hand I grab your hair and hold it on top of your head while I begin slowly kissing the back of your neck.

Kissing and licking your neck and shoulders I hear you whimper. With the other hand I grab your waist and pull you tightly against me. Your ass presses against me as I slowly grind against you.

My kisses reach your ear and I nibble on it before whispering “I going to make you my little slut for the night. I’m going to eat that sweet pussy of yours and I’m going to fuck you all night long”.

With that I let your hair fall as my hand reaches between your legs spreading them apart.

I slap that ample ass of yours enough so that it stings and turns red under my touch. You know I’m in charge and tonight your just a fuck toy for my amusement.

My hand slides further between your legs as I rub your pussy through your wet panties. I tease you eager cunt as my fingers caress your dripping wet cunt.

I’m rubbing harder and your moans grow louder, your heart beats faster and your breathing accelerates.

My fingers tease your clit and just when I’ve pushed you to the edge I withdrawal my hand and grab your shoulders spinning you around facing me again pushing you hard against the wall.

I stand there pressing my body against yours, my tits rubbing yours as I feel you trembling. I look into your eyes without saying a word. I see into the depths of your soul and know that you’re mine.

My fingers slowly glide through your hair as I inch closer. I grab your head and begin kissing your sweet lips. My tongue begins probing your mouth as I’m now passionately kissing you. I suck on your tongue teasing you with what is yet to come.

While my mouth is firmly planted on yours and you melt to my touch I push your head back hard against the wall and begin kissing your neck and shoulders.

Locked in this passionate embrace my fingers pierce your dripping wet pussy.

Can you feel them slide in your tight pink pussy baby?

Can you feel them sliding in and out?

Can you feel the intensity of my thrusts lifting you to your toes?

Can you feel my fingers curling inside you reaching to massage your g-spot?

You’re pinned against the wall, your legs spread wide as I’m passionately kissing you and relentlessly finger fucking your dripping wet tight pussy.

That’s it baby, cum for me! 💦💦💦 Cover my fingers and hand in your warm cum.

That’s it Baby, CUM NOW!!!

Sweet Erotic Lesbian Dreams!