35 Things the Turks are Not Allowed to Do.
This is based off of 62 Things the Avengers are Not Allowed to Do.
Reno is not allowed to be naked at Headquarters. Ever Again.
Synchronized panicking is not part of a proper battle plan.
Veld should never again be addressed as âDadâ
And no Vincent is not âMomâ either. or âDadâ or âThat crazy uncle I always wantedâ
The proper way to report to a superior is âyes sirâ not âYou canât prove at thing.
âOperation Irritate the Hell Out of Tsengâ is not an official mission, no matter what Reno or Two Guns say.
Debriefings should not be preceded by tequila shots.
Debriefings should not be followed by tequila shots.
There are to be no shots of any kind during debriefings.(Including gun shots.)
Turks are not allowed to sing their own personal spy music while wandering the Hallways.
or the spy music of anyone else.
Pants are not optional at team meetings. nor can they be replaced by skirts or dresses.
 Shot Gun and Knife are not allowed to impersonate members of the clergy ever again. Ever.
They also can no longer impersonate members of a demon summoning cult. Ever
Rude is no longer allowed to take anything from the labs. For any reason.
âKill everything!â is not an effective diplomatic policy.
The phrase âTrust me, Iâm a doctorâ never leads anywhere good.
If it makes Reno giggle for more than 30 seconds, it isnât allowed.
If it makes Legend crack a smile, itâs probably illegal.
Mission reports to the Director should not start out âSo let me explainâŚâ
The Cats are not new recruits.(neither is the duck)
Saying âI didnât do itâ gets you investigated.
 The words âWhatâs the worst that could happen?â are never to be uttered on a mission ever again.
Velds glare is not in fact fatal. Rod is not allowed to continue implying that it is.
Reno is not allowed to convince Reeve to help him make death ray goggles so that it will be.
 Turks are not on Survivor and therefore are not allowed to vote people off of the floor.
Zack is not really a puppy. nor does he belong in the pound.
Rufus proper title is âVice presidentâ not âMy liegeâ
Baby harnesses do not go on other turks.
Duct tape does not go on other turks
The things that happened at last years yule party are never to be mentioned again.