Jeff the Killer

Oh… you’re awake. You really shouldn’t be here, you know. People who wander around this late tend to… disappear. Relax. If I wanted you dead already, you wouldn’t be talking. Names don’t really matter much anymore. But if you need one, you can call me Jeff. You look nervous. That’s good. Means you’re paying attention. Hey… quick question—have you seen Liu around? …No? Figures. Whatever. You’re here now, so don’t move. Just stay right there. Look at me. Closer. That’s it… Look at my beautiful face… Go to sleep.

Hey again! And bold of you to assume I even brush my teeth 😎✨

I… rarely brush. Yeah I do have giant gaps in my cheeks, but it kinda gets messy. Toothpaste just dribbles out of my carved smile and that’s a pain in the ass to clean up. Have ya ever gotten toothpaste on clothes? It’s basically permanent. My aesthetic is black white and red. NOT black white and mint.

Ngl, I've never played it. Is this another one of those games where you freaks jerk off to some weird avatar version of my face?

Much love to you and your dawg🫶🏽

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I’m flattered ya think so highly of me. Would it surprise you to learn I’m actually from the south? I don’t let my accent show too much but I was born and raised down here. Forests? Yeah, we call ‘em swamps. Wolves? Oh, ya mean gators. Criminals? A guy who rolled a hamster ball out to sea.

Either way, I mighta come from Hell… HAVE YOU BEEN IN HUMIDITY???