wait which yule lad am i

Nature really went off with sperm whales. A 70-ton predator with teeth the size of a banana but it only eats squishy prey that it doesn’t even chew, it just schlorps them down whole like a vacuum cleaner. Big giant fat head full of goop. Tiniest fins in the world. Strong enough to smash a ship to pieces and smart enough to figure out how to do so but its first line of defense is just to shit everywhere. Possibly the most complex language in the animal kingdom and it creates sounds by blowing air through its internal right nostril (it uses the left one to breathe) into its giant fat head. It’s the loudest animal on the planet and might have the capability to create a beam of sound so loud it can shake your organs apart but they don’t seem to use that to hunt or fight. They’re highly flammable. We used them to make candles.

I don't fucking want it then?

WAIT THATS JUST ONE DIRECTION LMAO

YHE GIRL FROM FALLOUT??

everyday before work i check the weather and today there is a heat warning from 10am-8pm tell me how 88 is considered extreme heat

ok i forgot that i work outside. have a nice day

Truly animals are some of the most numerous creatures of earth

Count em

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Nothing wrong with me