Batjokes Secret Santa 2026

This is for secret Santa, I hope you like it! I went with the idea of Joker and Batman having to work together and went with BTAS.

My Batjokes Secret Santa gift for @all-dead-rock-show! Thanks for being patient. Hope you enjoy this first chapter! Happy holidays.

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR

To all of my amazing friends who have made 2025 a year that sucked less than it could have -THANK YOU

To every one of my followers and all of the people who liked my art this year -THANK YOU

To my amazing and supportive mom -THANK YOU

THANK YOU to all the queer creators who gave me the spirit to be myself even though people might not like it

To DC -THANK YOU or something

To every artist who's inspired me to keep doing art despite of AI - THANK YOU

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“Got a smoke, handsome?” Joker asks, and finally he sidles up to the solitary figure standing under the awning.

There is a pause, a still moment where Matches’ eyes rove over him, taking in his makeup and wig, the glittery dress that clings to him, before recognition dawns and his gaze hardens, darkening to something else entirely.

“Pretty girl like you? I’ve got anythin’ ya want,” he says, but his eyes offer up a litany of questions. Anything, he says, but the angry set of his eyes screams what are you doing here, Joker? and what do you want? and are you going to make me hurt you?

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Or, when Bruce goes undercover as Matches Malone, Joker knows exactly what to say to get under his skin.

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— "Batsy! I'm so glad you could make it to my little Christmas party. Didn't you bring your skates? Come on, give the Prince of Crime an ice dance"

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Batjokes secret santa gift for @clownfishofcrime

Enjoy your holidays!

batman/joker (batman - all media types)

cw: implied/discussion of rape

"How can Batman ever even look at him the same? He’s not clean anyway; Joker’s been soiled, all parts of his body desecrated and dirtied. Batman will never love him now.

All because some no-named scum decided to pass on his impurity to the clown. Like a disease. Joker is diseased, his bleached flesh peeling back to reveal muscle and bone, his virginal clean skin rotting away from the mess underneath.

He never let anyone touch him like that before. And that said guard, one whom Joker typically would’ve never allowed the light of day to even touch in his brain, violated every rule and limit Joker has placed on his body."

What if The Joker stays a virgin for Batman, but was assaulted by someone he deems as inferior and now views himself as dirty and impure?

Merry Christmas and happy Holidays @spaceaace You're my giftee for this years #batjokessecretsanta2025

My contribution to the Batjokes Secret Santa 2025!

For @fractualized - I hope you enjoy it, apologies the delay posting all parts (I get into it in the author's note ^^;), the rest will be added shortly!

Thank you for the opportunity to participate, I hope all y'all have a wonderful holidays!

Secret Santa gift for @wowlookdumbart

A gift for @\einslvr on X (Twitter)