BJ

This definitely happened at some point.

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"If Anyone is a pain in the ass, it's you Ava. I'm not the one phasing through walls and scaring people in their rooms." John huffed, crossing his arms.

"Ava hasn't done that to me." Bob interjected while Ava just smirked and motioned to him.

Bob: John is playing hard to get.

Bob: Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

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Yelena: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.

Bob: Oh. We're going out?

Yelena: Wh...

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Yelena: What's with the new hat?

John: Oh, this? It's nothing.

Bob: It's the loudest nothing I ever saw.

Bucky: John, you just can't mosey in here with a brand-new hat and act like you're not wearing a brand-new hat.

John: Look, I'm trying something new, okay? Just take it easy.

Alexei: He's right, guys. Come on, let's not go down this path. It's ugly... Kinda like that hat–

John: I got this from a nice store!

Yelena: What store? The one before you exit the Al Capone Museum?

Ava, entering the room: What's up, John? Did you just finish Bling Ring-ing Bruno Mars' closet?

John: I'm being brave, okay? You guys are sheep. You may want to take a long, hard look in the mirror.

Ava: Better us than you. You look like a park ranger from a cartoon.

John: Yelena, do you think the hat looks bad?

Yelena: Oh, uh, me? Um, I... I wouldn't say it was bad. Like, I think it's just different, like something you would wear in Indiana... Jones and the Temple of Bad Hats.

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Bob: Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle, and explode into bats to get out of all social situations.

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Bob: You know, when I first met you I thought you were a real bitch.

John: What changed your mind?

Bob: Oh, I still think you're a bitch. I've just grown to like that about you.

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Bob, over radio: Testing. Testing. Yelena, can you hear me?

Yelena, standing next to Bob: I’m standing right here.

Bob: You’re coming through good and loud.

Yelena: ‘Cause I’m standing right here.

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John: When will Ted himself...finally show up to the talk?

Bob: The final boss.

Ava: You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment, and design talks, right?

John: I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer!

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Bob: Don’t mansplain this to me!

Yelena: Wh- I’m a woman! I can't mansplain anything to you!

Bob: …Well, I’m a feminist, and I believe a woman can do anything a man does!

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Bucky: John, that’s disgusting. You’re only giving free stuff to beautiful people.

Bob: Yeah, you should be ashamed of yourself.

John: Oh yeah? *gets really close to Bob* How about a muffin on the house baby?

Bob, giggling: I’m pretty.

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Bob: Never gonna make you cry!

Yelena: Never gonna say goodbye!

Bob: Never gonna tell a lie—

Bucky: I will hurt you.

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Ava: You seem familiar... have I threatened you before?

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John: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.

Ava: Oh, you’ve been?

John: Once. In Monopoly.

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Bucky: *cocks gun* Go to Bed. This is no longer a request, This is now a Threat.

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Contains spoilers

See, even Amazon ships Sentryagent! No pun intended.

Chapters: 2/? Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Daredevil (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Robert "Bob" Reynolds/John Walker, Yelena Belova/Ava Starr, James "Bucky" Barnes/Matt Murdock Characters: John Walker (Marvel), Robert "Bob" Reynolds, Alexei Shostakov, James "Bucky" Barnes, Yelena Belova, Ava Starr, Original Characters, Valentina Allegra de Fontaine, John Walker's Son (Marvel Cinematic Universe), Olivia Walker (Marvel), Various MCU Characters, Matt Murdock Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Borderline Personality Disorder, John walker has BPD, Mental Health Issues, Blood and Injury, Hurt/Comfort, Whump, Fluff and Angst, Everyone Needs A Hug, Found Family, Aroace Yelena Belova, Queerplatonic Yelena/Ava, Sapphic Ava Starr, Eventual Smut, Redemption, sentryagent, Ghostwidow, Friends to Lovers, Winterdevil, Canon Disabled Character Summary:

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John: Please, Bob, after everything we’ve been through together. You can’t do this.

John: I’m sorry Bob.

John: I’m begging you. Don’t do it.

Bob: It has to be done.

John:

Bob:

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