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What do you call a short zombie?

- A dead person that’s horizontally and vertically challenged

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What do horny birds do when they can't get a date?

Cloud seeding

What do you call a nanny's breasts?

An au pair of tits

How does a penis respond to a party invitation?

It RSVPees

What dating site do cow's use?

Tinder-loin

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What do you call an grumpy eastern European who didn't get his dinner?

Hangarian

What is a Vulcan's favorite vegetable?

Spock Choy

Why do boxers give the best speeches?

They always keep it brief

What kind of underwear does Michael Myers wear?

Fruit of the Loomis

What does Doctor Who cook with when he runs out of butter?

Time Lard

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Who is Doctor Who's nemesis at the sex club?

The Master-bator

What do serial killers wear to the gym?

SpanDexter

Where do cows go on holiday?

Nowhere, they prefer a steak-cation

Where does Santa buy clothes for naughty kids?

Kohls

What does a restaurant give you are asked to leave and never come back?

A banish-mint

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Did you hear they are making a Star Wars version of The Sound of Music?

It's inspired by the memoir of the famous Maria von 'it's a Trapp'

What is a nude models favorite condiment?

Areoli sauce

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