We rate bixias (since 2025)

4-5 trusted generals

a kind of useless emperor to be nominally loyal to

obsessively devoted relationship with an advisor

at least one strategically useful territory you repeatedly lose and recapture and at this point it just feels like a personal vendetta and everyone is begging you to cut your losses and move on but how could you move on from something you’ve pumped so much of your own blood into?

I'm still not immune to men who are on the verge of crying

We all love a beautiful, sopping wet miserable little man here on tumblr dot com. However sometimes a man really is so pitiful that it's not even fun anymore. As a wise woman once said: "no one's ever gonna shag you if you cry all the time". But who knows, perhaps it might cheer him up a bit.

i shall ask the audience

The people have spoken, and they overwhelmingly hunger for honorable depressed buffalo meat. Just mind you don't cut yourself on those cheekbones.

Opportunist usurper. Handsome and brooding. Soggy and tortured. Secretly terminally ill. Enough daddy issues to keep a publication industry going for centuries. Loves his girlfriend but is kind of a bitch to his wife.

Incredibly handsome and supportive (assuming your goals involve being a narrative foil and manipulated into despair). Just a poor little meow meow really. Would not recommend a long-term relationship with him but would probably be a solid casual lay.

nangong jingnu is so aghh

sketchy drawing i wasnt satisfied with but the dragon is🙂‍↕️

Nobody does it like the ladies. She won out over 9 brothers for the throne. Smart, honourable, and so hot she managed to melt her wifehusband's frozen heart and derail her revenge. Batshit insane at times but honestly that just makes her sexier.

Always in his pyjamas with the neckline wide open, living the slut life. Easy access for some hanky panky. Points deducted for being moderately terrifying.

A bit of a dunce, but handsome enough for a postage stamp