thor of asgard

Damn, Chris, you puttin’ the moves on me now? Nah, I’m just messin’ with ya. I’d say you and me are both damn good catches. It’s got a lot to do with where you grow up too, and how ya grow up, and all kinds of other shit. I’m lucky I had people like Misha willin’ to stand up to me and tell me I was bein’ a dick. Damn right – I’m pretty okay with the idea of just… takin’ out most of the guys on the planet and lettin’ women take over. And not in like a weird way like some guys think. For me, it’s respect. I respect women a lot more than most guys. Hey man, I gotta get my laugh in and then you can have my support. Them’s the breaks when you’re friends with ol’ Jen Jen.

Oi, don’t just leave me here to flounder! Revenge for what? Stealing your thunder in the MCU? Don’t worry, I know you’re just joking around. I’m glad to see your familiar face around here. I got in just a few days ago and I’m living in Oak Grove. What about you? Sounds like you’ve been here long enough to know the great places, and I expect a tour at some point! 

I figured you were but it’s always nice to have reassurance. You don’t regret those… risks, or do you? Oh, you could give me reasons to murder you, for instance, if you eat the last piece of pecan pie? That’s a deal breaker right there. You could never be annoying, darling. Mhm, what if I don’t want you to behave? Not even in public? 

I did end up going to one of the bars last night-it was actually amazing. The beer selection was really good but I stuck with a basic one as I wasn’t sure what to try. I love this town-you would think it’s ‘uptight’ and quiet from the looks of it but that isn’t the case at all! I think I would have to do something really bad to get kicked out.

You know, life is all about risks and you have to ask yourself if you’re willing to take this one. Do you think I’m worth it? Besides, you’ll be okay… if you don’t give me reasons to murder you, your kids will see their father before they know it. In all seriousness, come on, you’ll have fun! I’ll make sure of it. This will be my way of thanking you for being there for me when I needed it the most.

It’s been a long time since I’ve had been the new girl in town, since I all but grew up surrounded by Hollywood, and it’s a strange feeling. I used to know where all the good coffee shops and breweries were, but now I’m left wondering what places are great and what should be avoided. Any suggestions to help a new, if a little frazzled, girl out? @mountmeadow​

I have a serious question for you, what are you doing on Sunday? And if you’re not doing anything, then I’m going to need you to block the entire day because I’m going to kidnap you, and no, I’m not giving you any clues to where we are going. You’re going to have to trust me on this one. You’re not allergic to any food, right? I feel like I should know these things. 

I’m a pretty smart guy, huh? I might look like just a pretty face but there’s a lot more in this noggin that people realize. Yep, that’s the truth. Sometimes it takes a couple times to take and that’s okay but at some point, it gets a little over the top. See, that’s how all guys need to be. I was pretty guilty of being that guy when I was younger but these days, I’m a lot more passive and that’s fine with me. Pretty sure there isn’t a single woman who was in Supernatural that I’d consider less cool than me. Dude, that’s hilarious. Sorry for laughin’ at your expense but that’s pretty damn funny if you ask me.

Even if you  don’t, there’s a lot of people that think you do! I’m kidding, of course. I had to learn that line myself when I started using the gym. The line between spoiling my little people and making them happy is kind of crazy, but I enjoy it. I try to get out and do stuff or take them to dinner instead of toys always. Kids really are the most important! Do they spend most of their time over there?

Hmm-a beer and a steak sounds really fucking good right now. I guess I must be an alien if I have powers that Thor doesn’t! I’m lucky my roommate is also my best friend or I feel like I’d be kicked out otherwise.

Don’t tell him I gave you that idea, though. I’m all for giving your brother shit, though, because I do it with my own — it’s my expertise, but I’m letting you have this. Let him think you came up with the genius insult all on your own. I got you. See, that’s the one place I really want to visit though. I feel like you made Byron Bay known to us, outside Australia. So if I do ever visit, I’ma send my thanks. Pick your poison — beer? Scotch? Whiskey? I’m more of a wine gal, but I could send you a bottle of my favorite red too. Thank God, I did. Several someones, actually. I would’ve been ousted as a total loser, otherwise. Well, if you ever get a break from the rugrats, I’m here to offer my services. Not to sound totally vain, but I’ve been told I make great company.

It was either move back to Mount Meadow or move to Australia, and as much as I’d love to be living down under where they genetically modified the likes of the Hemsworths and Margot Robbie, I was not feelin’ the idea of creepy crawlies all up and down this body. I’ve seen those videos! You can’t fool me, that shit is nasty. I figured I’d have a better chance of surviving if I moved back here, and please don’t ask me why I left. Between work and my family in Texas, I barely had a chance to be ‘round town, but I’m not doing that anymore. I’m doing me, this time. Putting on those grown pants and making adult decisions… which leads me to my next thought: who wants to get Korean BBQ and drink unreasonable amounts of soju with me? Any takers? @mountmeadow​

Not to sound weird but I kinda think people get put in our lives sometimes to teach us lessons like that, y’know? It’s the times you learn the lesson but keep doin’ the same thing again that you gotta watch out for though. That was one issue I had with Supernatural – it was a total sausage fest and they didn’t really bring in a lot of bad ass ladies until near the end and they killed pretty much all of ‘em off. It’s bullshit. Sounds like people just get bent out of shape for no good reason. What a lame thing to hate on someone over. Oh… oh god, were you usin’ it like it just meant the vegetable? Damn dude, that’s rough. We’re really killin’ it. I’m keepin’ a memo of this shit on my phone for future reference.

This was the hardest one to keep spoilers for, too. You’ve seen it, right? You know what I’m talking about. I’m proud of myself, though. I did the impossible and now I’m one of the good secret keepers. Will you make me an actual award? I think I deserve it. Yeah, I think that’s really good advice. I’m shocked. But, seriously, I think I’ll probably have my own office area so that’ll be my space whenever I need it. I’m excited, though. Z and I have been joined at the hip for years now so I’m sure it’ll be a breeze living together.

Powers that the almighty Thor doesn’t have? Now that’s an amazing compliment. My roommate had already done most of the decorating-I was just telling him that he did it wrong. Thank you! Any bars or restaurants around that you can recommend? Man’s gotta eat when he doesn’t feel like cooking!

Well that’s definitely good to hear, especially from someone who knows what they’re doing. Honestly, I think that things are so much more different now, what with tik-tok and all that. Teens are so much more impressionable, I feel. It’s definitely fun to give gifts but I try to not overstep and show up bearing gifts every single time I see my favorite little people. Ai-I don’t know too much about it, but divorce does sounds like something very stressful to deal with. There are just so many people and emotions you have to think of. From the way you speak about them, it seems as if you are close with your children.

Shit happens, y’know? I used to think I didn’t really have a choice but to be friends with the guy but after a year of not really talkin’, I realized I never owed him that. Anyway, that’s not important – it’s done and I learned my lesson. It’s great that were seein’ a lot more women in “typical” male roles in movies. The women in my life are some of the strongest people I know. They deserve a whole lot more than us men do in my opinion. Dude, trust me, I’ve been a victim of the eggplant emoji before and I was super embarrassed when I learned what the hell that meant. Add that to the list of funny shit we should write into a movie or TV show – Emoji 101.