Saint For Life

“It sure as hell is. What are you going to do about it?”

“Dunno. I was jus’ wonderin’ if ya wore it... An’ if ya did how th’fuck ya fit into it.”

“I guess I’ll just have to live with that.      If you can find anything worth eating in here, more power to you. I haven’t gone shopping in a week.”

She was going to be tough to crack, but he was sure he could get her to smile sooner or later. 

“Tsh… not even if you tried.”

“Doubtin’ my abilities is gonna be yer first mistake, luv. The second being lettin’ me stay here, cuz I will fuckin’ eat everything ya got here inna bloody day.”

“Unless you’re making that a challenge for yourself, in which case… be my guest, I guess.”

“Aaah, c’mon girlie. I’d put money on me gettin ya t’smile at some point.”

Kinzie’s face fell in defeat. “I hope you like watching coding, then.”

“Yer gonna have t’ smile sometime, you know.~”

     “Did you just — call me Kinz?” Her nose wrinkled slightly as she lifted her head, looking up at him. Even bending down, he was miles and away above her. “Don’t you have anything better to do?”

“Nope! Got nothin’ t’do with my day, so looks like I could be stickin’ around fer a while.~”

“… I’m not big on smiling.      And there’s nothing to talk about, anyway.”

“Awh, c’mon, Kinz’. It don’t hurt t’ smile!” The big lug of a man replied, bending down to be more on her level, “Now, don’t make me stick around til’ ya give me a smile of yer own!”

     “Down? I’m not down — everything’s fine.”

“You-- Eh... Wanna talk about it?”

"Hey there, Eric. How have things been while I was away?"

"Dunno-- 'Ve been doin' a lot'a sleepin' lately and bein' lazy in general. I 'aven't really kept up with shit, y'know?"

(OOC: Hey to anyone who actually watches this account! Sorry I’ve been MIA. I don’t have my own laptop and usually get on my mom’s  while she’s at work, but hers broke. The only reason I’m on right now is because my brother’s amazing girlfriend is letting me on hers. ^^)

"Oi, welcome back, girlie.~"