* ɪɴᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ꜱɴᴀᴘᴄʜᴀᴛ , 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧 !
@𝐛𝟏𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐩 : i have a conundrum . . .
@𝐛𝟏𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐩 : i was meant to be at brunch , like , three hours ago . which wouldn’t be a problem , but it was with my mum . 🥴
@𝐛𝟏𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐩 : dya think she’s still there ? maybe i can sneak in the back & convince her she’s just drank too many mimosas & i’ve actually been there the entire time ? or should i just play dead ?














