Dany

Girl if you don't simplify that fraction

i’m oscillating between dimensions y’all want anything

Gossip Girl is about living under a surveillance state

mooching off the government is a good thing actually. what the fuck else are they gonna do with the money? buy more bombs?

So you can breathe but not text me back ???

You’d think it’d be 32 because he’s got a slight weight advantage, but 856 is the underdog.

but where’s my boy 480 Otis?

FUCKING U N I T

This is the only bracket anyone ever needs to care about all other brackets are cancelled.

i’d like to take a second to thank hozier for everything he’s done for ao3 fic titles

fool (self-diagnosed)

“before you came into my life i missed you so bad” is a raw fucking line and the world just passed it off as bubblegum pop nonsense… what the fuck

I would leave some of you in a hot car

not the hot girl mutuals tho

we really devolved as a society when we stopped using fully painted pictures on romance novels and started using cheap photoshop instead