My friend said to me today that I was pulling women. Not even merely attracting them, pulling them. I had to be like thank you so much, this will permanently boost my ego, but I'm afraid you're severely mistaken
She also said I've got the looks, even when I'm playing hockey (so when I'm sweaty and with no makeup, yeah right) and I should've asked her out a few months ago and she would've said yes π
She said she was joking and she does have a boyfriend
Bro today (the first time she's seen me since I dyed my hair - well, my curtain bangs - red) she told me to run my hands through it then flick it forward and when I was doing that she kind of licked her tooth with her tongue if that makes sense (though when I pointed this out, claimed she didn't realise she was doing it). Then she asked how I wasn't pulling anyone
Meanwhile she is still with her boyfriend (for now)
She's single now!!!
She did tell me this by saying that exact phrase so naturally I was like whooping and cheering and clapping then she pulled out the "he broke up with me" π
I was joking that she needed a rebound and I was like I could set you up with one of my friends idk who, then snuck in a quick "me" bc YOLO then a bit later she said on Saturday she went to her friend's house (who she dated 3 years ago) and they ended up making out and she gave him hickeys. Then near the end of hockey training she said she just comprehended that I'd said "me" and I must be single and lonely. Thx I was attempting to flirt. Social interaction fumbled yet again. Siri play Ballad Of A Homeschooled Girl by Olivia Rodrigo
Me and one of my other friends joked that if me and her had hung out on the weekend, we would've ended up making out instead
