gold dust woman

huge shoutout to anyone who follows me who disagrees with things i post sometimes. you are so real for tolerating more than one opinion in your spheres and i love you

Gaga couldve just said lets have some fun this beat is sick i wanna take a ride on your penis dick. But she went with disco stick because shes a what? poet.

do you guys remember when we googled something and we would get results that were actually related to the things we searched

Draw him alive and well. Ok now draw him playing sudoku

Now draw him struggling at sudoku in a manner that is no longer endearing and is now embarassing

i could be your pet rock. id be very good at it

ive had some time to think and honestly i dont think id be a very good pet rock. i dont know what i was thinking. theres too much anger in me

may you have the loyalty of Homer, the patience of Marge, the whimsy of Bart, the curiosity of Lisa, and the stoicism of Maggy

its fine. (i have autistic justice sensitivity)

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

Everytime I see somebody w a bad take on tumblr I check their blogs and there’s a solid 70% chance their pinned post is them begging for money