one day we'll get nostalgic for disaster

a good fan edit will change how to you listen a certain song forever

Was just diagnosed with “need to bite you” disorder. Yeah sorry it’s terminal. The only cure is biting you. C’mere.

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

they should make a new type of like button called the sad like for when your mutual is suffering agonies

having ADHD means you know a person who also has ADHD but it's somehow the most debilitating ADHD of anyone who's ever lived and they smoke 2 packs of cigarettes a day and drink 3 double-shot espressos by 10 am with more to come by noon and when they see you take your adderall they're like "my doctor prescribed me that but i don't want to become dependent on medication to function."

and sometimes both of these people are you.

I like how fucked up and loud his climbing is, really adds a certain nasty feeling that he normally evokes

maybe i’m crazy but i’m not actually convinced you care about human dignity and inalienable rights if your outlook on the world is primarily about who should die and suffer

Oh to have the disposable income and time to travel and learn at risk heritage crafts

Fantasy worlds always have large, beautiful moons, sometimes a few of them in pretty colours. We should have more fantasy worlds that have like 112 piece of crap tiny lumpy moons that are horrible and pointless.

They have a whole astrology system based on their awful moons and eclipses are bullshit because it just looks like a piece of gravel being tossed past a light.

I bet they look like shit from underneath

Yeah but what if there were like two dozen moons like phobos and deimos and they fucking sucked. Also a tiny one hit the planet like 300 years ago and now everyone's back in the stone age and thinks the moons are like gods of death or something. Oh also yeah their eclipses are dumb qnd boring.

He's definitely clapping some furry cheeks.

hamlet’s “i did love you once” and ophelia’s “indeed, my lord, you did make me believe so” is such an underrated gut punch. it’s betrayal it’s heartbreak it’s vulnerability it’s so over. truly no one is doing it like shakespeare

no i am not immune to early 2000s pop-punk music that fucks a little harder than everyone likes to admit