Gold Standard

I fucking love jock villagers in animal crossing they're just like, "what is UP bro your triceps are looking particularly radiant today. Take this DIY card. Love you bro"

sorry bro can't go out tonight. i'm stuck in an eternal state of melancholy

being in class is like *writes down words without understanding any of them* *drinks water* *looks at phone* *doesn't know what's going on* *zones out* *realizes 20 minutes have passed* *gets annoyed at people talking* *looks at phone* *drinks water*

The doctor just called. He told me I’m too ripped :( they’re putting me down

Bro stop being gender conforming youre scaring the hoes

(jolts up awake) oh FUCK i need to appreciate and love my friends!!!!!! (sprints into the woods)

older siblings b like i hate u because mom made me do things before u were born and also because u are taller. younger siblings b like u are oppressing me by giving me a task. only children b like what the fuck is compromise, fuck you

middle children b like [disappear under mysterious circumstances]

Josh

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