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Smut writing blog for Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, Crankgameplays, and Natewantstobattle egos || I'm more likely to get your request out quickly if you send me compliments with it. || Viewer discretion is advised. || Feel free to send in prompts and such. || Will Not Do: Necrophilia, omorashi, paedophilia, || They/them pronouns please and thank you || 20

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Wooooo welcome back!! :)

Thank you! I'm happy to be back!

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They did not come back the very next day 😔

Hope you’re doing well!

I HAVE RETURNED

I’m genuinely so sorry I disappeared for so long, everyone. I graduated around the time I disappeared and then pretty soon after that, my medical residency started right as covid hit so we’ve been. A bit busy.

OKAY SO. I said I was back and then I wasn't back and I promise I actually have a very good reason this time, but nobody cares about that.

Today or tomorrow, depending on what's going on, I will get something out for you guys. I have some stuff that's half-finished, so hopefully it'll be out easily.

I'm really sorry I keep disappearing, I love you guys!

whats up fuckers im alive and back from my months long exile into dbd im gonna write u some porn tomorrow

oml yes. and don't worry, pal, you explained it fine! But yes that sounds so interesting and lovely! What would Wilford be exactly?

!!!! I'm so glad you like it!! Honestly this AU makes me really happy and I'm so glad you guys wanna hear more about it!

You know, I'm not quite sure. His role in the Freak Show is like a ring master? Like he acts as the leader, protector, he takes care of everyone, that sort of thing. But I'm not sure what kind of creature he'd be... maybe just a general eldritch entity? What're you guys' ideas?

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I wanna hear about your new AU pls

Me: I want to talk about my new AU!

You guys: Tell us about it!

Me, immediately: *disappears forever*

OKAYOKAY SO

It’s like. A freak show!! I’m sure we can find a way to turn this into smut, but yeah! Like a freak show or circus! But all of them are, like. Dangerous creatures and stuff?

Sorry, I’m stupid bad at explaining things nowadays. But like, for example, Jameson is a living porcelain doll! Just because I think the aesthetic of them fits his general aesthetic? Bim is like a cat creature? Like, have you guys ever seen the Cry of The Cat Goosebumps movie? Kinda like the mom in that but more human but also equally spooky. I dunno, I’m super bad at explaining stuff nowadays. Bim has a tail and Wilford likes to tug at it.

Would anybody like to hear about my new AU? I'm still working on something for the Harem AU but I want to talk about my new one.

Previous post canceled I got one request and it was fucking perfect this one’s going to take a while I want it perfect thank you anon I adore you

#fuck yah #harem au content babey!

Okay, so. I’ve been struggling with writer’s block for... a while. But I have a lot of motivation for some reason and I really want to write for you guys!!

So! Spam me with requests! Send me stuff for the harem AU, propose a new AU for me, just send standard requests! I want to keep this motivation and I need your help! So, please, let me wake up to a hundred new asks!

hey i know it’s an older post and you might not remember but i just saw it, and i just wanna thank you for not taking the hypersexual sanders sides request. hypersexuality is something a lot of people don’t understand and think we’re sluts instead of traumatized people. so thank you for not taking the smut request specifing a character is hypersexual. it’s really great to know that there’s people that understand hypersexuality isn’t a kink or simply being horny all the time :)

I remember it perfectly! I'm really glad that I handled it in a good way that can make you feel seen! Hopefully you can find more people that understand that it isn't a kink or just being horny constantly, I don't enjoy the idea of not many people understanding.

Thank you for letting me know I was able to make you a bit happy! <3

#i keep doing little text hearts backwards today #like >3 instead of <3

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Hey speaking of my most recent hyperfixation. If any of my followers have ever wanted to commission me and you play a game called Identity V, buy me something and I'll write something for you.

#this is completely serious #dm me for details please i desperately need things for this game #its my one source of joy amid the stress of starting my thesis

Bing, Googles, and a fucking machine?

Just because I disappeared doesn't mean I suddenly ship Bing and the Googles my guy

Hey guys I’m back from my newest hyperfixation/constant mental breakdown. Who wants to send me some prompts and shit?

Aren't you the one who wrote the single dad Patton x preschool teacher Logan?

I don't think so? I've written stuff with teacher Logan in the past but I don't remember anything with preschool teacher Logan

#i think there was one where he was an elementary school teacher tho?#i honestly dont remember half the fics ive written unless its about characters i project onto #i can remember every single Jamie fic ive ever written tho

Got called a filthy Jew at work today so you guys should send me prompts for Father Ethan and Mad Mike so I can piss off catholics. I want them to feel the quiet dread of knowing someone is being blasphemous

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Hate sex.

I-

For a second I didn't realize this was about Illinois' dislike of hunters and I was very confused.

Ngl I still laugh at the fact that Robbie literally exists because of a thumbnail

Honestly though!! JSE stans were so starved for ego content that we made a new ego out of a thumbnail and named him after Rob Zombie

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