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Hi o/

im binary!! (He/him) (adult) (Br*tish)

#Pinned #i will probably edit this at some point

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seeminglyunconscious

I forgot if I have Pentar moots, but I figured everyone should at least see this phenomenal picture of him

#Beautiful beautiful man #oh my gosh #The chain is actually killing me okayyy

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little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said then immediately respond to you before you finish

Bringing up ao3 to a streamer alrightttt

tomorrow is a new day and we’ll approach it together

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thinking about that one time pangi played fast car for lukey when they were driving together ohw ok

#He was all like “do you know what this somg’s about?”#He was so awww :(((#And then they all sung together there was someone other than pangkey but i cant remember

something something mcsr something something persona . does anyone get me

#Yeayesyeyseys #everything about this #Please please

Hello? Is anyone there?

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seeminglyunconscious

Guys, I MUST share.

He has a little bit of scruff and I fear its unlocked something in my brain. What are they giving the village boys in the UK huh?

Is it the air? Is it the water?

#Cutie patootie #wow

LMAOO this pangi stream funny af

"it was like 30% artist and community and 70% random ai brand, because those come out of nowhere. What do you want me to do??"

they had to buy curtains for the ls merch booth from vidcon... one grand. ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS!

He met "The shorts guy!"!!! Sbs editor!! that pangi was apparently beefing with??? "he was lovely"

he met up with ash squiddo yungyyy. "look at this handsome fella!" abt yungy lol. "Bro hes so australlian"

#thirdwheel

"This is me spreading my wealth. These are 15 dollar bills, btw! That went straight into poafas bank account!"

he couldnt send poafa the money on venmo and his paypal was block, no wired, no tikkie, HE WENT TO THE BANK AND GAVE IT TO POAFA :SOB: "I told poafa 'take a picture right now'"

GUH!!! CRASHOUTS!!!! ASWDAFHFWWJFKWF AWWW

Pangi said that he had a build competition, panguin vs squidswag, and the crowd was more hype for squidswag and it was a CROWD VOTE... so he had to do something big..

Pangi: AND HE SAID YESSSS!

they still lost

Tubbo and Tommyinnit were with them and THE TWITCH CEO PULL UP?!?!??! and tubbo and dan glancy(ceo) start BEEFING ABOUT A TWITCH FEATURE?? It went on for like 15 mins and pangi was in between them... and they were the HYPE MEN LMAOOO. Dan Glancy with his cowboy hat/??? Okay girl wtvr. It was the "stream summary" thing which is ai generated summaries of streams

they found a free drinks loophole :sob: ofc the dutch and british ppl bro ofc

Pangi: Me and sb... drank ONE MILLION BEERS that night! [^in the "on HUNDRED notch apples!" voice]

Pangi: I'm hungover, I go to the lifesteal merch booth... and there were four squiddos.

"am I still drunk? No. It was just a group of squidddo cosplayers"

he was at the merch booth the entire day :check:

LMAOOO THEY HAD SO MUCH OF A LINE THAT VIDCON GOT MAD AT THEM FOR A QUEUE TOO LONG. Girl maybe its bc ALL THE SHIT U HAD WAS AI BOOTHS HAHA

they had to get secutiy to keep roads open/split a line LOL. They were invited creators <3

pangi what is this camera roll. is that pentar? and pili or yunyg????Jaron??? Chief??? with the hat??

After his long day at the merch booth... he sits down in the vip area to relax.... SOME RANDOM ASS GORILLA TAG YOTUUBERS CAME OVER TO BOTHER HIM LMAOO. they just asked him abt the secret to being an mcyt

Pangi: AND THEN THEY SAID-- [leans back and points a nerd finger up. with nerd voice:] 'Erm, lets connect, pangi!' 'Whats your instagram'

Pangi: "LETS CONNECT???" WHO SAYS THAT. Who says that! "lets connect"

He gave his insta, then another yter comes up..

Pangi: "what's up what's your name, let's connect"

[Leans back astonished]

Pangi: WH WH W-- "whats up lets connect"?? WUH- W- WHO SAYS THAT!?

^that guy was a mental health coach... and couldnt read pangis body language LMAO

ten mins, finally this guy leaves..........

Pangi: A MISTER BEAST EMPLOYEE PULLS UP TO ME. "hey whats up pangi I love your content Let's C o n n e c t..." [Slowmo^] Pangi, shrill: BITCH!! shut the fuck up with your connecting!

15 min convo abt how mister beast wants to become a personality rather than a brand. pangi sayts "bro just make good videos.."

Pangi: I run away from the convention. I don't wanna connect with you people! I'm here to talk to the people I know. I don't wanna meet new people, alright? I wanna meet my viewers, i wanna meet my friends. Thats it!

His shuttle driver "Bob from boston" made pangi love life after that lol

loppezz 34 months.. hello....

lifesteal gc: were going to the money smp airbnb who wants to come!

pangi: Me having ptsd from the uber i was like hell nahh. hell nah! hell nahhh 😭

so he just went to his airbnb and had a night in and went to bed at ten pm "and it was great" aww

Pangi shows us a video.

video Pangi: hey tubbo lets- lets connect

video tubbo: How about you let me connect my dick to your ass

Real Pangi: he said this. this was not staged

Pangi: Vitalasy's bed, eh. exploded,

Pangi: As you can see. That mighta had uh, a bit too much fun. Mighta had a few too many people on it

OHHHH those are their thumbnail faces i seee. I GOT EM ALL RIGHT except pili. i just added pili

he said the convention felt soulless and if they dont pay for his shit next year hes not goin. W pangi... He wasnt a featured creator but they were milking lifesteallers for money.. yucky!

they were featured last year and had a thousand ppl at their panel! oh wow. THIS YEAR THEY GOT SIXTY CHAIRS AT THEIR PANEL :SOB: HELL NOOOOOOO oh vidcon exucution bro helllll nooooooooooooo

They rented a rooftop bar and had a lifesteal dinner and recorded a few tiktoks and "that shit was awesome"

^they recorded this one

^and this one

^and the pass the phone one

and maybe more !

Pangi: There was a party and it felt like the most typical american, movie, frat party. I dunno if people have talked about this, i dont know if its on Me to talk about this.. Brehhhh. Bruhh!

Pangi: it was cool! But soo many minecraft youtubers do Not know how to drink [shakes his head and tightens his expression humorously. bows his head and shakes it, makes a 'cut it out' motion]

Pangi: Yeahhh.,.. Let's just say there were a few too many people who passed out

Pangi: Yeahh. Yeah. Yeah it was like what. It was like What?? Oh yeah AND micheal jackson was there

THEY RENTED OT A GUY WHO DIDNT LOOK LOOK LIKE MJ BUT KEPT GOING AROUND SAYING "HEE HEE"

"Yeah this guy did not look like micheal jackson!"

"yeah i shouldnt show or tell more abt that party but it was.. kinda interesting"

they went to the movies and watched supergirl

OMGMGMGOAM

MINROSE ALERT

DERAP WAS SNORING??? IN THE MID OF THE MOVIE??? sleepyhead over here smhh

he woke up, then ten mins later asleep again. #relatable

BRO MINROSE ALERT Pangi says the seats were like this...

which means minrose were SITTING NEXT TO EACH OTHERRRRRR OMFGGGG IM SICK

Pangi: Hannah and minute didnt even know what was happening,,

tommy and pangi both woke derap up a few times :sob: cute

next day: lifesteal guess the name. Then disney!

they met up with frozone?? Is that from the incredibles..

Pangi: Cant show that picutre... have to be careful of faceless ppl who were with us. I met up with flame! He was there. so that was cool.

The coolest part was the guardians of the galaxy ride and he was shitting himself. Eveyrone told him he had to, it was the one ride he was too scared for in 2023.

"I was kinda overexagerrating like 'can someone hold my hand' and..." [pauses] "someone took that literally and thought i was genuinely afraid for my life, which was the sweetest thing ever, but I just never thought anyone would do it."

he was between jojo and onlyasquid

"and when we went up, onlyasquid genuinely was like 'yo i gotchu' and starteed Holding My Hand! For the entirety of the ride!" [starts giggling] "And at some point I let go, and he was like 'NO YOURE GONNA HOLD MY HAND' and he just keep reaching for it while I was like" [demonstrates] "my hands in the air" [laughs] "IT WAS SO SWEET! But I was like 'im good! im good!' "

aw

they went on a rapids, everyone except pangi was wet, he tried to get everyone to leave... He Got Wet.

L:AMOOO Ill post this clip

pang didnt want an expensive uber so poafa derap offered to let him tag along... but they had to leave at seven am. pangis lfight was at 5pm!1!! He went with them to save the 100 bucks. they got there at 9 am and had to wait EIGHT HOURS ALONEE!! "which was alright"

Pangi: The Flight. Back. [Shakes head and exhales. Keeps shaking his head]

he was in middle seat, had a horrible group of ppl around him. ON HIS LEFT! "an older conservative white lady that was READING A CHARLIE KIRK BOOK" and ON HIS RIGHT!! "Uh. She called herself this, a super woke girl with purple hair. CRAZIEST BLUNT ROTATION!! And I was sitting in the middle!!"

The lady on his left just "KEPT TALKINGGGG" and was asking dumb ass questions. and he was so tired! On four hours of sleep! for a nine hour flight! And he just wanted to sleep and he couldnt! The girl on his right was super chill and very sweet. She was going to her fiance in the netherlands ^_^ Then he looks to his left and the lady pulls out a "charlie kirk book of life advice"

Thats not all!

he was hungry. He got the airplane food. AND HIS STOMACH FELT HORRIBLEEEE! he kept having to ask the girl on his right to stand up and go to the bathroom! And he couldnt make himself throw up!!! He couldnt sleep either... no wtf....

YESTERDAY HE DIDNT SLEEP FOR 33 HOURS?!?!?

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Pangi: I took this picture of the world

Girl you arent an astronaut thats cute though

above the atlantic ocean ^_^ "You can see the ozone layer and stuff"

WAIT WHAQT THOSE ARE THE CLOIUDS?!?!?!? damn nvm he is an astronaut

"I was like right here" \/

summary

-America sucks

-every day he ate food that wasnt hella expensive

-he had a tummy ache

-vidcon was "kinda awful too"

-recordings were fun

-"did i mention that america fucking sucks?"

-ubers expensive (he did the math, 534 dollars for six days, just for pangi. he got invited to a lot of ubers too so. derap said he spent like 1k)

-Oh shoot he has a meeting fuckk!! bye chat! he has a lifesteal meeting for season 8!

OKAY THATS IT LIVEBLOGGING DONE!

#Tytyty #might have to adopt panguin #Jaron and rek on the bed soso tiny aww

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aftercare where we re-watch parkour civillisation

u + me = <3 forever !!!

crossposted onto twt & tiktok !!

seeminglyunconscious

Glad LS got a fun impromptu day to enjoy their time together before going home. With the bits heard through the grapevine of everything that went wrong at VidCon compared to TwitchCon? I don't think they are going back to LA for the con next year. So it makes me extra happy they got something fun out of the trip to try to balance out the loses.

TwitchCon SD 2026? You better shape up and be better

I think despite the experience, they all had fun overall! They are Lifesteal your honor 🥹

#Awww #family photo

the derapchu show !!! ^____^

#I found it again no way #I LOVE THIS SO MUCH #this actually #ougjjjlgj #so good <3

A short idea I had of tr!Pangkey ;

#Adorable #tr!beky i miss you

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Ohwww :((

#He looks so good today #tertel is forever the prettiest boy ever

The prettiest boy ever in the whole wide world

#EVERYONE give more attention to anthony anthpo right now #He’s so cute #the new bunch of friends upload was so good #I am a little late but shhhh

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