Who would buy such a blatantly self deprecating t-shirt? βI am a dumb cowβ was emblazoned across the chest of an article of clothing which I had by chance picked of the rack at my local charity shop. Buying it was one things but donating it to charity? Simply detestable!
I canβt see why anyone would wear this. Maybe it was a joke or something? Sometimes I donβt get jokesβ¦friends tell me I can be a bit stuck up butβ¦I just donβt find stuff like that funny. The material is nice at least. Really soft. Itβs too bad for the slogan because it would be a real high quality t-shirt without it. Hmmm what if I buy it and remove the lettering? Yeah thatβs a great idea! Iβll head to the till now.
βHi, just this pleaseβ
The woman smiled as she took the t-shirt. She glanced at me weirdly when she saw the print on it.
βOkaaaayβ¦that will be Β£5 pleaseβ
βIβm going to remove that typing you knowβ¦here.β
I left the charity shop a little embarrassed but who cares what that woman thinks, I donβt deserve to be judged even if I am a dumb cow, which of course Iβm not. I went to university for Godβs sakeβ¦and I donβt look even look remotely like a cow. I suppose that look would be characterised by massive tits-βuddersβ, floppy cow ears and a tail or something. I have none of those.
After getting home from the shops I had some stuff to unpack, including the absurd cow t-shirt. After putting several articles in the wardrobe I decided to try it onβ¦that material still feels great. I bet it would be really comfy and loose fitting. I took off my current shirt and pulled the new one over my head. It slid on easily and I was right! So lovely! Why would they make such a trashy t-shirt out ofβ¦whatever dreamy stuff this was made of?
Itβs so nice I donβt want to ever take it off. Something just feels so right when itβs on. If I had to be critical I would say it feels a little itchy in the chest area. Not itchy, moreβ¦tingly. That could be my bra actuallyβ¦it was starting to feel tight, it can get like that when Iβm out all day though. I should probably get a new one. Iβll just take this thing off, since I donβt expect to be going out again today, and Iβm sure my husband wouldnβt mind.
I unclasped my bra under my t-shirt- you know some men canβt get them undone when theyβre staring at the clasp- and misogynists have the audacity to call us the inferior genderβ¦ha! Pulling out my bra from under my t-shirt I felt immediately better.
βAaah thatβs much betterβ
My udders felt great being out of that constrictive bra. I-what the hell? Did I just think udders? I meant breasts! Itβs been a long, hot day today, my brain must be really frazzled. Dumb cow t-shirt! I mean that the cow t-shirt is dumb notβ¦ahh whatever I know what I mean.
Itβs true though, about my uβ¦breats! They feel great! I just want toβ¦rub themβ¦mmmmm they do βfeelβ greatβ¦andβ¦swollen? Are my breasts getting bigger? I was a B cup earlier and now they seem bigger. Thatβs just downright impossible! Iβm squeezing tighter butβ¦they still feel largerβ¦in fact, I can feel them growing as I squeeze them! They must have grown two cup sizes while Iβve had my hands on themβ¦shit! Whatβs going on!?!
Not only are my udders growing but they feel so sensitive. I just have to rub them moreβ¦massage themβ¦gently, oh it feels so good.
βOh God! Ahh mmm oh!β
Theyβre- udders! I called them udders again! I nearly completely let that slip because I was so engrossed in fondling themβ¦fondling myβ¦myβ¦well honestly they look pretty udder like right now. Theyβre massive! Theyβve grown like four cup sizes already! How the hell am I going to explain this to my husband? Iβm still rubbing themβ¦pinching my nip-
What the hell was that? Moo? Iβve never mooed before! Especially not soβ¦lewdly! Iβm not some dumb cowβ¦the t-shirtβ¦is it doing this to me? Have to get it offβ¦have toβ¦tell my husbandβ¦.get it offβ¦tell husbandβ¦get him offβ¦.Iβ¦.whatβ¦?
Crapβ¦my thoughtsβ¦.I canβt stop thinking about milking my nice udders for himβ¦.maybe he can give me a titfuck and share some milk of his own with me and- stop! Take of the t-shirt! I can resist this! Iβll just reach my arm into the sleeveβ¦andβ¦ummβ¦..pullβ¦something? I know how to take off a t-shirt! Donβt Iβ¦?
I canβt help myself, I really am turning into a dumb cow. I just want to suck masterβs cock! Master? I meanβ¦.ummmm what was his name again? All I can think of is masterβ¦heβs so powerfulβ¦authoritativeβ¦want him to brand me with his hot dickβ¦.Iβ¦.must resistβ¦Iβ¦.must suckβ¦Iβ¦..noβ¦.Iβ¦.moo? Moo! MOOOO?!?
And that was all she ever thought, from then on. Her husband found her in quite the state, mooing helplessly, and when he realised his wife was completely gone they fucked- like the animal she was. Although he missed his intelligent wife, he enjoyed his new dumb cow a lot more.