Billy The Bad Elf

Life started out pretty normal for Billy.  He just sat on a shelf like a good elf should.

Until one day he toppled off the shelf and hurt his back.

Billy couldn't work so he went to the doctor for some pain meds.

Since he wasn't working, Billy started spending time in bars picking up on trashy women.

Billy discovers online porn

Soon Billy developed a taste for strippers.

It's 4:20 somewhere

Billy needed cash so he started pimpin' out them stripper ho's.

The pimpin' business in rough, Billy needed protection.

Billy needed a bump

Things started to go very bad for Billy after he took to the needle.

Billy needed to take a minute to clear his head.

Billy gets some unexpected news courtesy of the Maury Povich Show.

Now that Billy's a father, it's time to sober up.