Billy The Bottle

Okay, so alot of crazy stuff happened. So we were just thrown into the Atlantic ocean and we were there just floating around for about 5 weeks! Some of us got eaten by sea-life, but it’s all good, honestly I’m pretty sure I can’t die anyway so I wasn’t very scared. But anyway, we just washed up on this beach in the middle of nowhere. I’m honestly just trying to enjoy the view for now.

So we were just thrown into what I think is a party? I’m not really sure, there’s other empty bottles everywhere, but also straws, bags and even metal! I’m really excited to just start meeting others, but I’m also scared, it seems strangely bleak.

Someone, just through me into a can of darkness about a week ago, but they just took me out and put me in this truck. The best part is I get to hang out with a bunch of other bottles. The worst part is, we don’t really know where we are going. Maybe a vacation? That’s me in the middle by the way.

Today someone called e a turtle-killer, but I don’t really get it, I literally carry what is necessary for turtles to thrive.Made me feel a bit empty. But also someone finished drinking me so that could be it.