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https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill As many of my online friends know, I love cats. I have "owned" a number of them throughout my life. In fact, right now I "own" two cats as well named Polo and Eljio. They were both born under my bed to two different mothers in late summer 2021. One thing which you quickly learn about cats is that they are very independent, stubborn, insistent, persistent, and they have a mind of their own. They do as they please, and they GO where they please as well. Eventually, that may even include mounting the counter tops where you prepare your meals, no matter how hard you try to train them not to do it. The end result? Eventually, you are occasionally going to find a cat hair in your food. Disgusting? Yeah, I guess; but that's life with a cat. But with that thought in mind, today I got a bit silly and decided to turn it into a new graphic. Anyway, if you are also a cat owner, I hope you can appreciate my humor in this new meme. If not, sue me already! What kind of demented mind invents this kind of crazy stuff? In fact, he is so crazy, that he even thinks that this meme is funny! What do YOU think? Should he be committed . . . . . or should we just let him go on believing that he is truly funny? 😂 😆 😀 🤣

BBB ARTICLE GROUP - KILLING, MURDER AND WAR #Warmongers #War #MilitaryMight #Military #Killing #Murder This page contains links to articles regarding killing, murder, war and military might. https://www.billkochman.com/BBB-Groups/bbb-articles-killing-murder-war.html

#Salvation #EternalSalvation #EternalLife #Saved #MessageOfSalvation Have you received Jesus? To learn more go to https://www.billkochman.com/BBB-Groups/bbb-articles-salvation.html

https://www.billkochman.com/VerseLists #Scriptures #BibleStudy #BibleVerses #GodIsAManOfWar #ManOfWar "The LORD is a man of war: the LORD is his name." Exodus 15:3, KJV "And from the days of John the Baptist until now the kingdom of heaven suffereth violence, and the violent take it by force." Matthew 11:12, KJV "For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places." Ephesians 6:12, KJV "And there was war in heaven: Michael and his angels fought against the dragon; and the dragon fought and his angels," Revelation 12:7, KJV "These shall make war with the Lamb, and the Lamb shall overcome them: for he is Lord of lords, and King of kings: and they that are with him are called, and chosen, and faithful." Revelation 17:14, KJV "And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war. His eyes were as a flame of fire, and on his head were many crowns; and he had a name written, that no man knew, but he himself. And he was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood: and his name is called The Word of God. And the armies which were in heaven followed him upon white horses, clothed in fine linen, white and clean. And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God. And he hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name written, KING OF KINGS, AND LORD OF LORDS. And I saw an angel standing in the sun; and he cried with a loud voice, saying to all the fowls that fly in the midst of heaven, Come and gather yourselves together unto the supper of the great God; That ye may eat the flesh of kings, and the flesh of captains, and the flesh of mighty men, and the flesh of horses, and of them that sit on them, and the flesh of all men, both free and bond, both small and great. And I saw the beast, and the kings of the earth, and their armies, gathered together to make war against him that sat on the horse, and against his army. And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone. And the remnant were slain with the sword of him that sat upon the horse, which sword proceeded out of his mouth: and all the fowls were filled with their flesh." Revelation 19:11-21, KJV Thank-you!

#Poetry #Poem https://www.billkochman.com/Poetry MORE RIGHTEOUS THAN PHARISEES by Bill Kochman 12-18-2016 Unless you're more righteous than Pharisees, On one occasion the Lord Jesus Christ said, Your situation appears really quite dire, And into Heaven you surely will not be led. But the true purpose of the Lord's words, Was definitely not to extinguish all hope, It was meant to help His listeners realize, That they're saved by grabbing God's rope. Of course we know that simply means Jesus, Because to Eternal Life He is the only way, Cleansed by His Blood we become righteous, And on Heaven's streets we'll be someday.

https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill UNIQUE BATHROOM DESIGN At first glance, one may be tempted to mock and ridicule this bathroom design. He may even consider it a major architectural design flaw, or theorize that perhaps the construction workers were drinking on the job. However, that is the furthest thing from the truth. In fact, this design was intentional, and offers some unique advantages over traditional bathroom designs. For example: 1. It prevents the cat from becoming trapped in the bathroom. 2. It is easier to hear when the bathtub water is overflowing. 3. It lowers the risk of suicide. 4. It motivates members of multi-member families to not spend more than their allotted time in the bathroom each morning. 5. An angry spouse can never slam the bathroom door in your face when there is a disagreement. 6. A creaking door will never give you away when you sneak into the bathroom in the wee hours of the morning to do whatever you are doing in there. 7. Inhibits reading girlie mags while sitting on the john. Feel free to add other positive aspects of this type of bathroom design. There are obviously many more. 😂 😆 😀 🤣

#Islam #FalseReligion #Islamic This Bill’s Bible Basics 2-part article can be read at: https://www.billkochman.com/Articles/index-new.html

https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill Here is how to determine how honest your online friends are. Post the crappiest photo you have of yourself. Wait and see how many of your friends respond with "Great photo!" or "Nice photo!" Either they REALLY are your true friends who simply ignore the fact that you are obviously slowly falling apart, or else they are flat out LIARS! 😂 😆 😀 🤣

BBB ARTICLE GROUP - LGBTQ+ AGENDA #LGBTQ #Gay #Lesbian #Transgender #Nonbinary This page contains links to articles regarding the militant LGBTQ+ agenda. https://www.billkochman.com/BBB-Groups/bbb-articles-gay-lesbian.html

#Salvation #EternalSalvation #EternalLife #Saved #MessageOfSalvation Have you received Jesus? To learn more go to https://www.billkochman.com/BBB-Groups/bbb-articles-salvation.html

Matthew 3:17, KJV "Behold my servant, whom I have chosen; my beloved, in whom my soul is well pleased: I will put my spirit upon him, and he shall shew judgment to the Gentiles." Matthew 12:18, KJV "While he yet spake, behold, a bright cloud overshadowed them: and behold a voice out of the cloud, which said, This is my beloved Son, in whom I am well pleased; hear ye him." Matthew 17:5, KJV "And there came a voice from heaven, saying, Thou art my beloved Son, in whom I am well pleased." Mark 1:11, KJV "And the Holy Ghost descended in a bodily shape like a dove upon him, and a voice came from heaven, which said, Thou art my beloved Son; in thee I am well pleased." Luke 3:22, KJV "For he received from God the Father honour and glory, when there came such a voice to him from the excellent glory, This is my beloved Son, in whom I am well pleased." 2 Peter 1:17, KJV "For I delight in the law of God after the inward man:" Romans 7:22, KJV On the other hand, consider this: "To what purpose is the multitude of your sacrifices unto me? saith the LORD: I am full of the burnt offerings of rams, and the fat of fed beasts; and I delight not in the blood of bullocks, or of lambs, or of he goats." Isaiah 1:11, KJV "I also will choose their delusions, and will bring their fears upon them; because when I called, none did answer; when I spake, they did not hear: but they did evil before mine eyes, and chose that in which I delighted not." Isaiah 66:4, KJV "To whom shall I speak, and give warning, that they may hear? behold, their ear is uncircumcised, and they cannot hearken: behold, the word of the LORD is unto them a reproach; they have no delight in it." Jeremiah 6:10, KJV "And Samuel said, Hath the LORD as great delight in burnt offerings and sacrifices, as in obeying the voice of the LORD? Behold, to obey is better than sacrifice, and to hearken than the fat of rams." 1 Samuel 15:22, KJV "Acquaint now thyself with him , and be at peace: thereby good shall come unto thee. Receive, I pray thee, the law from his mouth, and lay up his words in thine heart. If thou return to the Almighty, thou shalt be built up, thou shalt put away iniquity far from thy tabernacles . . . For then shalt thou have thy delight in the Almighty, and shalt lift up thy face unto God. Thou shalt make thy prayer unto him, and he shall hear thee, and thou shalt pay thy vows." Job 22:21-23, 26-27, KJV "For what is the hope of the hypocrite, though he hath gained, when God taketh away his soul? Will God hear his cry when trouble cometh upon him? Will he delight himself in the Almighty? will he always call upon God?" Job 27:8-10, KJV Thank-you!

#Poetry #Poem https://www.billkochman.com/Poetry CONSPIRACY THEORISTS by Bill Kochman 09-27-2024 You've gotta give it to conspiracy theorists, Oh boy, those folks really know how to talk, If you just naively take them at their word, There's a monster hiding behind every rock. Government agents in cahoots with aliens, Project blue beam, HAARP, & much more, Once they get going, you better watch out, Oh man, just run quick straight for the door. But the big tragedy is when Christian folks, Likewise decide to get in on that same act, Spouting off loads of nonsensical rubbish, And yet never quoting a single Biblical fact. God called you to be a witness of His Word, Yet you propagate silly deceptions instead, Look, I really do not mean to offend anyone, But actually, you let Satan get in your head. Now if your goal is to be a light in the world, Then you need to give people Gospel truth, Please forget about all that conspiracy junk, What they require is genuine Biblical proof. For it's indeed the Salvation message alone, That will bring all the lost sheep to the light, And so one day when you stand before God, He will lovingly tell you that you did it right.

#SaddamHussein #Saddam #IraqWar #WMD #GeorgeBush This Bill’s Bible Basics 5-part series can be read at: https://www.billkochman.com/Articles/index-new.html

https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill I thought we needed a day between Saturday and Sunday So I worked on it ... Hmmph ... Errrm ... Umph. It took a bit of pushing and pulling on those letters, but I think that I found found the perfect unified solution of Saturday and Sunday. Here ya go: SAUNTERDAY. You can just relax & saunter around doing nothing. So how did I do? 😂 😆 😀 🤣

BBB ARTICLE GROUP - JUDAISM AND THE JEWS #Judaism #Jews #Jewish #Israel #Tanakh #Torah This page contains links to articles regarding the Jews and Judaism. https://www.billkochman.com/BBB-Groups/bbb-articles-judaism.html

https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill While I am joking about it here, this is no laughing matter. These profile impersonators can be downright deceptive dangerous, even conning you out of money if you are not careful. At the very least, depending on what kind of content they post in your name, it can leave you very embarrassed! 😂 😆 😀 🤣