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#WhatAboutThePoor #OppressionOfThePoor #EconomicOppression This Bill’s Bible Basics 4-part series can be read at: https://www.billkochman.com/Articles/index-new.html

https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill Culicidae Zelenskyy - Native to the east European country of Ukraine, this member of the mosquito family has a rather unusual diet. Rather than feed on the blood of mammals, or on various plant nectars, this parasite survives by sucking up vast quantities of money, particularly dollars from the USA. 😂 😆 😀 🤣

BBB ARTICLE GROUP - SPIRITUAL GIFTS #SpiritualGifts #GiftsOfTheSpirit #Prophecy #Tongues #Prophesy #SpeakingInTongues This page contains links to articles regarding spiritual gifts such as prophecy, speaking in tongues, etc. https://www.billkochman.com/BBB-Groups/bbb-articles-spiritual-gifts.html

https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill I don't think this graphic really requires an explanation, does it? I just thought that I would invent a new Latin phrase for a bread heel, even if it is stupid and ridiculous, and even if it isn't really Latin. :) 😂 😆 😀 🤣

#Salvation #EternalSalvation #EternalLife #Saved #MessageOfSalvation Have you received Jesus? To learn more go to https://www.billkochman.com/BBB-Groups/bbb-articles-salvation.html

#Poetry #Poem https://www.billkochman.com/Poetry AMERICAN VIOLENCE by Bill Kochman 11-27-2016 Violence in the church, Violence on the street, Kids killed in schools, Even cops on the beat. So much hate and anger, Like we just never saw, People so on the edge, Nerves are just so raw. So much dissatisfaction, It's all around we see, Needs to change quickly, Or we may cease to be.

#Aliens #Extraterrestrials #TrueNatureOfAliens #UFOs This Bill’s Bible Basics 19-part series can be read at: https://www.billkochman.com/Articles/index-new.html

https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill METHUSELAH HAS LEGAL PROBLEMS It was recently reported that an individual by the name of Methuselah lost his Social Security benefits due to the ongoing downsizing of the American government. I am very sorry, but I must firmly, and resolutely, and with every fiber of my being, reject the preposterous claim which is being made by this announcement. Be it known this day that being as Mr. Methuselah was NOT born within any state or territory of the United States of America, he is NOT in possession of either a valid United States issued birth certificate, or a valid American passport. As such, he does NOT qualify as a bona fide American citizen, despite whatever claims he may make to the contrary. Furthermore, be it known this day that there is not a single shred of physical evidence to sustain his claim that he ever held a single job within the United States of America. If Mr. Methuselah did in fact hold a job — or jobs — within the United States, he did so as an illegal alien. If Mr. Methuselah did hold one or more jobs within the United States of America, there is no evidence that he ever paid federal or local taxes. As such, not only is he an illegal alien, but he is an intentional tax dodger as well. Also be informed that if Mr. Methuselah is in possession of an American birth certificate, surely it must be forged; particularly if said document states his age to be 969 years. Being as Mr. Methuselah was not born within the United States, does not own a valid US passport or birth certificate, never legally worked within the United States of America, and never paid taxes within the United States, he is most certainly not entitled to Social Security benefits. In light of the aforementioned facts, Mr. Methuselah is strongly encouraged to self-deport immediately, before the full weight of American law is brought against him. This warning applies to Mr. Methuselah’s immediate illegal family members and descendants as well. You have been warned, sir! 😂 😆 😀 🤣

BBB ARTICLE GROUP - ISLAM AND THE MUSLIMS #Islam #Islamic #Muslim #Muhammad #Quran #Koran This page contains links to articles regarding the Muslims and Islam. https://www.billkochman.com/BBB-Groups/bbb-articles-islam.html

#Salvation #EternalSalvation #EternalLife #Saved #MessageOfSalvation Have you received Jesus? To learn more go to https://www.billkochman.com/BBB-Groups/bbb-articles-salvation.html

https://www.billkochman.com/VerseLists #Scriptures #BibleStudy #BibleVerses #ChildrenByAdoption #ChildrenThroughAdoption #Adoption "But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the sons of God, even to them that believe on his name:" John 1:12, KJV "And Jesus answering said unto them, The children of this world marry, and are given in marriage: But they which shall be accounted worthy to obtain that world, and the resurrection from the dead, neither marry, nor are given in marriage: Neither can they die any more: for they are equal unto the angels; and are the children of God, being the children of the resurrection." Luke 20:34-36, KJV "For ye have not received the spirit of bondage again to fear; but YE HAVE RECEIVED THE SPIRIT OF ADOPTION, whereby we cry, Abba, Father. The Spirit itself beareth witness with our spirit, that we are the children of God: And if children, then heirs; heirs of God, and joint-heirs with Christ; if so be that we suffer with him, that we may be also glorified together . . . For we know that the whole creation groaneth and travaileth in pain together until now. And not only they, but ourselves also, which have the firstfruits of the Spirit, even we ourselves groan within ourselves, WAITING FOR THE ADOPTION, to wit, the redemption of our body." Romans 8:15-17, 22-23, KJV "For ye are all the children of God by faith in Christ Jesus." Galatians 3:26, KJV "But when the fulness of the time was come, God sent forth his Son, made of a woman, made under the law, To redeem them that were under the law, that WE MIGHT RECEIVE THE ADOPTION OF SONS. And because ye are sons, God hath sent forth the Spirit of his Son into your hearts, crying, Abba, Father." Galatians 4:4-6, KJV "Having predestinated us UNTO THE ADOPTION OF CHILDREN BY JESUS CHRIST to himself, according to the good pleasure of his will," Ephesians 1:5, KJV "Now therefore ye are no more strangers and foreigners, but fellowcitizens with the saints, and of the household of God;" Ephesians 2:19, KJV "Nevertheless the foundation of God standeth sure, having this seal, THE LORD KNOWETH THEM THAT ARE HIS. And, Let every one that nameth the name of Christ depart from iniquity." 2 Timothy 2:19, KJV Thank-you!

#Poetry #Poem https://www.billkochman.com/Poetry LEAD WEIGHT by Bill Kochman 12-02-2016 It really is rather tragic, The pride within your soul, Like a lead weight so heavy, You sink deeper in the hole. The Lord died for your sins, You refuse to take a glance, God offers you His Salvation, You won't give Him a chance. So down and down you tumble, That weight picks up speed, Getting very hot down there, Time to confess your need.

#Sabbath #shabbat #SabbathDay This Bill’s Bible Basics 2-part article can be read at: https://www.billkochman.com/Articles/index-new.html

https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill UNIQUE BATHROOM DESIGN At first glance, one may be tempted to mock and ridicule this bathroom design. He may even consider it a major architectural design flaw, or theorize that perhaps the construction workers were drinking on the job. However, that is the furthest thing from the truth. In fact, this design was intentional, and offers some unique advantages over traditional bathroom designs. For example: 1. It prevents the cat from becoming trapped in the bathroom. 2. It is easier to hear when the bathtub water is overflowing. 3. It lowers the risk of suicide. 4. It motivates members of multi-member families to not spend more than their allotted time in the bathroom each morning. 5. An angry spouse can never slam the bathroom door in your face when there is a disagreement. 6. A creaking door will never give you away when you sneak into the bathroom in the wee hours of the morning to do whatever you are doing in there. 7. Inhibits reading girlie mags while sitting on the john. Feel free to add other positive aspects of this type of bathroom design. There are obviously many more. 😂 😆 😀 🤣

BBB ARTICLE GROUP - DONALD TRUMP AND ELON MUSK #DonaldTrump #ElonMusk #PresidentTrump This page contains links to articles regarding Donald Trump and Elon Musk. https://www.billkochman.com/BBB-Groups/bbb-articles-donald-trump-elon-musk.html

https://www.billkochman.com #Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill P E T I T I O N We, the undersigned, hereby request that upon completion of the first Mars colony by Elon Musk and SpaceX, that all parties listed herein be given automatic citizenship & permanent residency in said habitat with no possibility of return to Earth. Animal abusers Antichrist reprobates Child abusers Drug traffickers Earth destroyers Human traffickers Muslim radicals Sexual deviants Warmongers Whining liberals Add other parties in the comments. 😂 😆 😀 🤣