Big Gay Peach

ppl at dinner table: *start talking about lgbt people in any way* me: wow my food is so interesting. it’s so tasty and interesting looking. look at that, i’m going to inspect my plate more closely. this food is so good i can’t even pay attention to the conversation that is going on. i need to go look at my fork. look at how interesting my f

new fun game: change one villager’s catchphrase to “cough.” this villager now has the Plague. when they spread their catchphrase to another animal, that one also has the Plague. if the Plague spreads to all of the animals, restart your town

oh my god

someone should date me and kiss me and stuff

Hamlet “And borrowing (dulls the edge) of husbandry.