really fat guy

you get so fat

that

fat is the only thing anyone knows about you,

your epithet

"–oh my god, have you seen how –

fat – they are now?

you won't believe it, it's unreal,

they're so fat !"

your partner's coworkers, who have only seen you once,

ugly sweater not quite covering your belly in the buffet line

at the holiday party

"–oh my god,

did you see [ ] 's partner? they're–

whatever, i'll just say it–

they're so fat !! "

you're so fat

you turn polite people into paparazzi everywhere you go

a spectacle

Someone recommended a new mass gainer powder to me, a maltodextrin-based shake with barely any ingredients, and oh my god. You guys. This stuff is fucking wild. I’ve been using it as the base for all my shakes for a few weeks and I’ve been blowing up so much faster than I ever did on Boosts. Like it’s not even close.

I’ve been drinking 12+ scoops a day—literally thousands of extra calories, just disappearing into my belly. It’s so easy to chug, especially when I mix it with heavy coffee creamer (extra calories, obviously). The weight is piling on so fast I can feel it every time I move. My tummy’s gotten so heavy lately, just constantly resting in my lap, and I swear my thighs are spreading wider by the day. I feel soft and slow and so, so full all the time, and I’m honestly addicted to it.

So yeah, if you’re trying to really grow—like really grow—this stuff is the secret weapon. I’ve been waddling around in a daze lately, totally stuffed, totally content, and watching my body soften and swell from all these shakes is just… unreal.

"So grateful for my progress, but this belly still has plenty of room to grow!"