Welcome Gentlemen🎩

I’m finally back after a very long hiatus. I’ve lost a lot of weight but I’m so excited to gain it all back and more. I still can’t believe how much love I still get on here after all this time. You all are amazing. I’m kicking off my only fans again it already has new content that I hope you’ll enjoy. This is me now. Let’s the gains begin 😋

A Life Built Around Food

I’m struggling to find photos of when I was fittest, so this one of me after I’d gained about ten pounds and lost some tone will have to do for now, I used to be a slim, fit sportsperson and now I’m a massive tub of lard, I can’t imagine how big I’d be by now if I’d had a feeder 😋

Somethings happened to my favourite shirt I used to wear for parties - the pop-buttons just won’t stay fastened…. They must’ve worn out or corroded or something, such poor workmanship… doesn’t explain why the arm holes have shrunk in storage though 🤔

Just got back from my holidays, feeling flabby 🐷, showers are a great time for feeling all my new fluff, can’t believe my belly only succumbed to gravity and started hanging a few months ago and now I can barely remember what it was like not to have it hanging haha

Spoke to a doctor today and they were advising me to get more exercise, they looked visibly shocked when I said I did competitive rowing pre-lockdown, they actually asked - “Really?”! I didn’t realise it’d gotten to the point of being unbelievable, but apparently what I’ve done counts as more than a few inevitable lockdown pounds… tbh I struggle to believe that I had pecs less than two years ago - now my moobs just flob down onto my gut like jelly. I also realised today that no matter how hard I suck in, you can’t see my jeans button because of the of flab that remains pooled on my lap 😅🐷🥵 whoever would’ve thought that a few pizzas could do this to someone…

Starting to see a little more definition and a noticeable growth.