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๐ช"Angels Undeserving of Wings"โ๏ธ
@bigangelballs1986
Ask blog made for my ocs, original blog is @randomrory69, all replies are in character and made for fictional/entertainment purposes. TW for swearing and gay biblical drama and characters with severe depression if you ask them of their lore, ill just add it in the reply before. Cheers!
โยฐ(Welcome, to this ask blog! Purely made for people to just understand my ocs better and mess around with them. Out of character, This "blog" Is being "moderated" by my oc archangel Michael, who was forced to do this against their will when their younger sibling Gabriel found a human's lost phone. The human being sylvia, the AUW universe's main morally grey protagonist and made this blog out of curiousity to interact with them. Have fun! And oh yes, the angels can be mean on purpose. Sorry, they're just like that with humans. and I broke character in some lines because if everythings written from michael's perspective it wouldn't be very accurate because he just hates everyone, so gabriel and raphael added some of their own lines.๐ค) ยฐโ
"Us angels shouldn't be interacting or be curious to know about filthy, disgusting, miserable lowlife like you humans. But Gabriel forced me to do this... So I could not refuse. I have better work to do and council duties so refrain from asking much from me."
"Angels available for whatever useless sacrielege you want to ask them are just 7/12, the other seraphim and virtues are down in hell for important expeditions."
Gabriel:"The bastard who came up with all this. Messanger of the heavenly hosts. One of the three main princes in the holy Trinity. Not the most serious angel. Often curious about humans and earth. Isn't... Extremely racist to all humans, but can be insensitive and mindless. Very stupid. Very, VERY. I hope he crashes into a bird and dies, as said by a very wise human..."
Raphael: "The healer and only medic angel at the heavenly lines. Also part of the trinity, On the quieter and introverted side. Doesn't HATE humans but sees them as animals and little critters. Usually tending to heaven's personal Eden, Loves nature. Sweet, motherly and nurturing. Cares and worries too much.. Especially for one of their certain workaholic brothers-"
Michael: "Stern, cold and distant chief of the heavenly lines and the highest power for now. Atleast while father jehovah is gone. Yes. He did indeed choose the best image for himself. A bit depressed, but cares for his brothers and sisters. Absolutely DESPISES mankind and humans due to internal resentment and his past experiences with humans. Very racist to humanity. and do NOT mention their fallen older brother Lucifer around them, they'll get severe flashbacks-"
Ophaniel: "Sweet, nonverbal Ophanim/Virtue angel. Yes. Her hair is quite literally made from fire. She can't speak but uses sign language. Talks in fire sounds, like crackling and burning sparks. Cat-esque angel, sometimes treated like a stove or a furnace to cook food. Doesn't care. Pretty good at battle though. Trained under Michael in all their prideful arrogant glory."
Yesenia: "totally not Archangel Chamuel's girlfri- one of the more mysterious angels. Creepy, eery. Always smiling. The others usually avoid her. She doesn't give off good intentions. It's also said she used to be Samael, a fallen angel's sister. Samael is one of lucifer's loyal friends even after the fall. mother figure to Ophaniel."
Metatron: "metatron!! If you say their name originated from a literal transformer they're so gonna rip your ribcage out and feed on your organs. An ex-guardian angel, Uriel's close friend. Knows about Sylvia and hates her, but it's valid. Unserious, still racist to humans. Michael finds them very annoying and un-angel like. Metatron preferred Lucifer's authority over heaven unlike michaels... which really ticks him off."
Sylvia: "last and very very least. Sylvia. She got herself in heaven SOMEHOW under a very stupid predicament and needs to get back. She's an asshole, a jerk. Very rude to the angels. Don't ask her how she got here, she will NOT talk about her past. But if you oh so happen to know, shes gonna snap at you. Yes. We're using her phone to make this blog. Again."
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"And there's the angels... And one scrawny bitchass human available for now."
Examples of stuff to ask just in case you're stupid.
Gabriel : how's it like being messanger? Are you the youngest angel? do you miss your fallen siblings and friends? Do you deserve this job? Why are you so unserious, are you fit to be an angel? Others always criticize you. Who do you look up to? Etc.
Raphael: Are humans really just animals in your view? You always smell like medicinal herbs and flowers, why? Do you have a soft spot for anyone? Why are you afraid of Yesenia so much..etc
Michael: even if the intropost said not to mention lucifer, what's your relation with him? Was your pre-fall name really Mikhael? Do you still try to find jehovah? Do you regret what you did. Is there a reason for you to not be attached to anyone etc.
Ophaniel: It's sweet how everyone sees you as a daughter figure! How do you work with your hands and hold swords/radiant spears when they're made of pure fire? On your sparring sessions, what's your opinion on Michael or other angels? Yesenia is only nice to you, why? Etc.
Yesenia: Why are your eyes covered with a zipper like structure- Your blood is black, why? What's your favourite past time at the council? You used to be close to Samael? What happened to your brother?.. Why are you like this. Etc.
Metatron: It must be interesting to be blind yet to be able to see and sense so much, you have relations towards fourth dimensional beings? Who's your favourite council member? What's your opinion on Uriel? Shouldn't you be wearing the councilmen uniform? Why do you despise Sylvia THAT much. Is it mutual hate? Etc.
"And whatever you're gonna ask Sylvia, she's gonna reply in the most asshole dickhead douchebag manner known to angelkind. Leave her be."
"If you will use anonymous asks, make sure to use any emoji so we can remember you if you ask again, if it's used make an combo! Example, add a simple " -๐" At the end!..."
"There's still more angels to come, they're busy for now. But when they'll be free, this log will be updated. Have fun for now, little humans~ "
Rules or important stuff to keep in mind:
All archangels are not siblings or related, except the holy trinity.
Please don't try rizzing the angels up, since humans are lowlifes for them and an angel with a human is the most blasphemous vile disgusting thing for them. It's beastiality for a celestial being. They are AroAce against your kind. So no NSFW asks.
Don't be surprised if they reply to you in a rude way if you do the same to them.
remember to MENTION an angel if you're gonna ask just THEM a question, if it's two or more too.
"Other than that, enjoy! This is literally C.ai but biblically accurate or something. More angels will come soon again, perhaps youll unlock them 5 asks later-"
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Ivan is sadly not here yet for the ask blog but uhm if demanded by the public I'll add him, he's not a major character however, only a side one but anyway๐ฅ
"And for you. Her knowledge will be a curse. No matter how hard you try. You won't forget. You can't fix them. You'll forever, stay impure, for this is your eternal prison."
"it won't end well with my blade between your ribs."
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GABRIEL!!!! Can you draw something beautiful for us??? Show your true artistic potential!! :3
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"uhm....Okay!! Don't laugh at it like mikey did though..."
And then, you're handed a piece of wrinkly old paper with....this. The angel looks away, almost shy. The side of their ear wings fold over their face, as if covering it.
"uhm...its-..its of me and raphie and mikey going to the cathedral on sunday.... Wait... I forgot to draw our face wings!...."
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i really like your style sylvia! what shampoo do you use to make your hair look like this? what other beauty products for body and face?
sylvia wasnt really expecting to be chosen for this stuff. She was at the council's chambers, walking through the hallways in isolated silence, before she sees.. Another human like her. She turns back, eyes a bit wide-
"o-oh, my-... hair? I uhm.. I use... Green apple scented shampoo...-"
she avoided eye contact, before realizing something and clearing her throat, shifting awkwardly.
"how do you.. Know my name?.. And what's it matter to you huh?!...."
The tone was bitter yet not as harsh as usual. She's just on edge around strangers and alarmed easily, however, she realizes your hair is really fluffy and pretty too... Just like her favourite lead vocalist in a band she loved-... oh, she envied that a little.
oh michael was just relaxing for a while after that weird encounter with that tall creepy rotting machine... His back against the cold marble pillar and wings pressed back as he laid there in silence. Raphael is next to him, talking about another silly human encounter, gabriel laughs in response, michael's head pounding from stress. Humans this humans that... Why do his brothers not hate them as well-...? They're filthy creatures not deserving ANY forgiveness.
and then he hears a rustle, immedietally getting up.. No no. Something is wrong. Some things up in heaven. These weird creatures and abominations, ruining his peace and time. Raphael looked up, and stopped patting gabriel's head.
"Who are you, show yoursel-"
And a ..... Mechanical-... Thing? No. No, a priest. He recognized the uniform. ... It steps forward. Talking and talking... Non stop... In a irritating accent. Michael's eyes narrow down in disgust-... Face twisted into a permanent scowl filled with abhor. Not against the machine directly. He's just in a pissed off mood due to his earlier interactions and his brothers glazing humans and all. Raphael and gabriel share glances, hearing the mechanical priest mention their other angels and their misanthropy-
"Trust me. I do not need, nor want any respect from the kinds of you. For I haven't stooped that low yet-"
Raphael frowns, gabriel behind him watching curiously.. Michael kept his calm from now. He hated machines, sure, not as much as humans. But didn't see them as any better. They are humanity's inventions after all, a disgusting mimicry of father jehovahs creations. But that's not the point. It's the way this machine talked. Spoke about them as if they were in pain or hurt. As if it pitied them. Oh how much he despised it... They are completely fine-
"Michael... Be nice."
Raphael pushes gabriel aside gently, Michael grumbling something under his breath, his hands twitching to reach up and strangle the priest. But he doesn't. He's a cool headed, professional angel. He cannot be violent in public. He has a reputation.
"But who are you to lecture us about the learnings of father jehovah? When we are the same angels woven by the very light thread by thread that came from father jehovah's very own body.."
Michael's expression darkened, eyes wide at the priest's last statement. His hands grab the scabbard of his blade attached at the side of his leather belt, unsheathing slightly... He grits his teeth. Wings visibly ruffling up showing pure irritation and distaste
"You?... Pfft.. An archangel?... You're nothing more than a fake. You offend me, if anything. If you were. You're a disappointment... A miserable pathetic insect I want to step on. I can't sense any celestial aura or divine abilities from you scrapheap. You're just a pile of wires and bolts. A poorly constructed mimicry! You're lucky my little siblings are watching, or else-"
"Oh my heavens, ENOUGH. MICHAEL. I can't stand you... Why are you like this?!-"
Michaels eyes widen as raphael snaps at him. Which was rare. Raphael clears his throat, not wanting poor gabriel to feel afraid...- Michael clenched his fists, nails digging into his palms to the point of bleeding, holding back a punch to the bastard priest's metal face.
"can.. Can I get the free bread and juice?...-"
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"Dont make me hit you gabriel."
Raphael shook his head in disappointment, gabriel looked away, hands clasped behind his back as he grinned sheepishly before stopping at michael's terrifying expression, every angel's face clearly said "shut the fuck up.." While Raphael does that, Michael walks up to the priest with a fake smile full of venom and hatred.. Eye visibly twitching.
"and you? You should kill yourse-"
"hey guys. I'm back from the toilet, Michael we need to raise back funds from the choir and go back and discuss at the council on renovating the ba- OH WHO- WHAHAHT THE FUCK IS THIS CREATURE?!"
And Michael absolutely snaps and proceeds to punch a HOLE. in the wall, mumbling a literal slur in angelipia, a language of angels. the loud noise echoing through the room. He snapped his fingers and teleported somewhere else so he doesn't take a life of a certain self proclaimed archangel. Metatron gulps and leaves... Too. Awkward.
NEVER THOUGHT THAT SOME ANGELS' AND A MACHINE'S THOUGHT PROCESSES COULD BE SO SIMILAR IN THEIR BASIS. WOULD YOU ERADICATE ALL THESE PUNY HUMANS FROM EARTH OR KEEP SOME STUPID CHILDREN ALIVE IF YOU COULD? BECAUSE I CAN RIGHT NOW AND I'M DEFINITELY NOT PLANNING TO BE A SAINT ON THEM.
Archangel michael's wings flared out in alert and alarm upon hearing a loud, grating and booming mechanical voice. They halted in their way, turning back to look at a tall, towering... Figure. Looming over them- their eyes narrow in hostility untill the figure stopped speaking. They were just about to spar, Archangel Metatron besides them, leaning against a marble pillar.
"Hm. We are not just some angels. Refer to me as St. Michael. How did you even get here, trespasser?-"
"... You're not answering the question, Mikhael."
Michael bit back an annoyed irritated growl, shooting metatron a glare. The seraphim only chuckled, ignoring the lead angel's agitation. Especially upon being deadnamed-
"I would. I despise humans.. Filthy sinful creatures filled with uglyness to the brim. They don't deserve anything except judgement. The only thing holding me back is father jehovah. I'd personally hold a certain human just to torture her, I would make her WISH she was dead. It's the only way for those little mistakes to repent...and-."
RAPHAEL I LOVE YOUR HAIR IT LOOKS LIKE COTTON CANDY /pos ๐ฃ๏ธโผ๏ธ
Raphael, who was busy sitting down on the grass inside St george's cathedral's mossy old ceramic water fountain raised their head up from a book about medicinal studies looking down at the human who breached in from above, their eyes softened in concern and faint curiousity.
"Hm? Oh thank you sweet little human~ but how did you even get here?... The cathedral was locked. It's early morning, my child."
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