BABYGIRL

“Let daddy help you get ready for bed, sweetie.”

IT’S HALLOWEEN SEASON Which means we go back to the first time I watched Hocus Pocus back in my childhood, and I literally had lesbian bondage fantasies of the three witches tying me down and teasing me with their long witchy fingernails and doing spooky shit to me like casting spells where I can’t move and never ending orgasms and riding their vibrating broomstick. I didn’t know that’s what I was daydreaming of, but now I have the words and vivid welcoming imagination for it.

Oh I have never reblogged faster in my life

Watching my bi friends’ identities get erased when they‘re in m/f relationships makes me think it’s even MORE important to write bi characters in m/f relationships and then be REALLY BLATANT about the fact that one or both of them is bi.

This is honestly me with my family and friends. I’ve literally casually and not so casually mention that I AM NOT STRAIGHT.

i wanna do cute things like hold your hand and cuddle and make you moan uncontrollably

this is the only context i’ll allow country music bc this video is possibly the gayest and most romantic one i’ve seen in my eighteen years on this earth

I love this.