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Iâm sick of the divisiveness and hate. Letâs play a game instead.
Reblog and say which country youâre from and what your grandma kept in the Danish cookie tin.
United States. One tin of sewing stuff, and another of buttons.
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Would you date someone who says "Fantasy is STUPID, I only enjoy grounded, realistic stories"
1) Yes in fact I feel the same way!
2) Yes, I like fantasy but they sound like someone really cool and mature
3) Sure why not, not a deal breaker at all
4) Unsure, would have to see if they are otherwise amazing, to compensate
5) Nah sounds rather off-putting
6) Results for people who would never date
Would you date someone who says "Fantasy is STUPID, I only enjoy grounded, realistic stories"
Yes in fact I feel the same way!
Yes, I like fantasy but they sound like someone really cool and mature
Sure why not, not a deal breaker at all
Unsure, would have to see if they are otherwise amazing, to compensate
Nah sounds rather off-putting
Results for people who would never date
Streamer Ryland
^^thats how he actually streams in his office
-Streamer Ryland who found out his newly found hobby from those recordings he did on the ship
-just another platform that was originally about STEM and did lessons on science and space with chat
-It gradually grew in size shortly after a few livestreams, gaining popularity for what heâs done for planet Earth and the rest of the universe.
-Even his students joined and participated in his lectures, gifted him with encouraging notes, or with notes that are paragraphs long appreciating him as a teacher.
-Ryland Grace who occasionally shows the viewers Rocky due to high demand from both parties (Rocky kept begging him every single day), and witness chaos going down with chat wanting to talk to Rocky.
-Ryland who slowly shifts his content to being casual streams away from education and into vlogs. He wants to show the world how he lives now in Erid with his new life and class.
-He once tried to disable gifts and donos because he genuinely did not like the fact that his students are PAYING him to lecture them. He believes education should be freeâ especially since heâs in Erid, Earth currency isnât valid anymore. (Not that heâd like it if he were back home)
-He also âdisabledâ the chat by going emote-only mode to quiet them down if theyâre getting on his nerves despite his warnings.
-Rocky making frequent appearance in his streams, sometimes acting like the substitute whenever Ryland needs to take a break
-Ryland tried to mix his online stream class with his eridian class.. it didnât end well. He got overwhelmed with everyone talking and eventually decided to keep the lessons separated. -His eridian class absolutely LOVED the people, and the chat adored the hyped and curious pebbles. Both parties were equally disappointed when Ryland sticked to separating them.
-Streamer Ryland who did personal streams to talk deeply with his online class; lecturing them about life, health, and how keeping a positive attitude is the key on living a good life. He comforts them when they need it and gently guides them through the tough moments with the best of his abilities. He cares for them like he was back on earth and standing face-to-face with them.
I like the way you think, howeverâď¸ consider this:
Instead of disabling payments, he sets up a scholarship fund, or a grant foundation for underserved schools.
He cracks 2k within the first half hour of the stream, and watches in awe as the number continues to climb.
Heâs midway through an explanation on photosynthesis when he suddenly stammers âThatâsâ thatâs not a real numberâ because he accidentally caught sight of the current total.
Rocky hounds Ryland to let him take over chat moderating duties until he eventually relents. How well this goes depends on who you ask.
Olivia, or one of his other former students from GCMS, also becomes a chat moderator. This goes considerably better.
Serotonin.
Why have you forsaken me?
Redraw old art
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CARCINIZATION
If you've been following the Mitch McConnell story, take a look at this new "proof of 'life'" photo:
[ID in case my alt text doesn't work:
An alleged photo of Mitch McConnell sitting up in bed. Unlike the first one, he now has a blue shirt. His wife, Elaine Chao, still stands beside him; both smile at the camera.
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Do you believe this photo is real?
yea
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As crazy as it sounds, I do think this one is real. I think the previous one is a doctored version of this photo, which raises a brand new set of issues, because among other things that means this one is not, in fact, a recent image like they claim.
Is it hot right now?
* yes, itâs unusually hot for the season
* yes, itâs hot, but in range for the season
* no, itâs pretty comfortable
* no, itâs cold, but in range for the season
* no, itâs unusually cold for the season
* itâs complicated
* see results
Is it hot right now?
yes, itâs unusually hot for the season
yes, itâs hot, but in range for the season
no, itâs pretty comfortable
no, itâs cold, but in range for the season
no, itâs unusually cold for the season
itâs complicated
see results
nothing unsettles me more than like a good fic on ao3 with no opening notes and no end notes. nothing but story. who are you? where are you writing from. are you ok. who hurt you
#i click onto the authorâs dashboard and open all their other fics looking for notes on them#they are all similarly blank#i go to the author profile. it tells me the author joined in 2014 and nothing else#they have no bookmarks. they have one gift and itâs a bts fic from orphan_account. none of their own fics are bts fics.#this fic has altered me. i leave an unhinged comment then bookmark it and go stare out the window // via @elegantlyloquacious
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If I hear the phrase âtouch base with youâ one more time today, I might actually set something on fire.
I know in the book Strattâs given control of a Chinese aircraft carrier, but I like to think her film counterpart got the USS Gerald R. Ford instead, because that means she went to the US government and said âIâm taking the largest aircraft carrier in the world for my mobile base, and thereâs nothing you can do about itâ and the Navy had to just let it happen.
Is this funny? I think this is funny. Iâve stared at this so long I canât tell if itâs funny. Send help.
what kind of vacationer are you?
sightseeingâlandmarks
sightseeingâmuseums
sightseeingâhiking
swimming
scuba/snorkeling
boating
shopping
im just here for the food
im not leaving my hotel
yes yes ideally youâll do multiple, but if you have to choose one.
ryland grace propaganda (go vote for him)
he called the leading scholar in his field a "staggering waste of carbon" at a unesco conference
he regularly partakes in autocannibalism. HE CALLS IT MEBURGERS.
he's aroace
he throws up almost as much as he cries
he wrote a dissertation with a section titled "the goldilocks zone is for idiots" and basically chewed out everyone who disagreed with him
he's shipped with basically everyone who's ever been to space
he puts the not in astronaut
he gets sick on the elevator
he has a codependent relationship with a crab
he wears a suit jacket and tie with blue jeans
he likes foxes
he's the cool teacher at his middle school
he teaches alien children science in their language using a modified pipe organ
his name is grace and the hail mary is full of him
his glasses are repelled from his face
he saved two planets WHILE being a bit of a bitch about it
he has a very corny sense of humor
he likes skittles
you like old men? BAM old grace old grace old grace old grace old grace old grace
he has hella burn scars
he has chronic pain
he canonically uses mobility aids
he lives in a terrarium. he likes his terrarium.
ohhh but ryan gosling is too conventionally attractiv-
WRONG. you are judging by the actor's looks. judge instead by the character's swagless aura and wet cat rizz.
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Why should the government give a shit about you? Don't you know you're supposed to pull yourself up by your bootstraps and shit yourself?
Eridians must be absolutely amazed that Grace can be woken up before his sleep cycle is finished. They take advantage of this and fit the biodome's bedroom with a remotely-triggered alarm system, so if something ever goes wrong with the life support systems while Grace is asleep, they can wake him up and have him move to safety. But, being that their sleep is more like a deep dormancy, they WAY overestimate what it takes to forcibly wake someone up.
The first time they have to use it (over something stupid like a tiny ammonia leak), Grace wakes up to like three different foghorns and a hundred camera flashes going off at once and is like HOLY GEEZ THE APOCALYPSE IS UPON US
(eta if someone with art talent wants to make this a proper eridian welcoming committee comic please do!)
RIP Rockyâs project
