Shadowhunters Lifestyle

The feminine urge to not finish a book because I'm emotionally attached to it and don't want it to be over.

sorry for being annoying. it will happen again

life is good again (ordered something online)

Yeah I was embarrassing when I was 15 who isn’t. Was also Embarrassing at 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. Last week. Yesterday

# as much as I love this scene they really have to stop throwing bucky off of things

I don’t understand how on TV, people can break into homes and immediately find bank statements, passports and super important documents. If someone tried that at my place it would be “I’m sure she keeps her important stuff in her desk. No, wait, this draw is full of pens that don’t work. Aha! This box looks important! Oh, never mind. It’s full of cigarette lighters. She doesn’t even smoke!”

*I* can’t even find my own important documents in my own home half the time. If someone breaks in and instantly finds my stuff they’re hired

The human body is a miracle in many ways. However, the inability to fall asleep due to anxiety of having to get up early in the morning must be one of its stupidest flaws.

what if god said “here’s your soulmate” and it was a guy who played golf

Guess I'll die alone