ANGST / BULLSHIT *

Forget about the rest of us, how about the fact that your brother has worked extremely hard on this show? 

But you’re messing with my friends and my summer and that’s not okay with me.

You’re very good at a game that I don’t want to play.

Blowing off your friends, missing dates, if that’s you, then it’s good to know.

No, no, no. I was only doing that because I’m working on the scholarship thing and you know that.

But if along the way you act like someone you’re not, pretty soon that’s who you become.

I meant what I said about movies, and summer, and just being together.

You dress a lot better, that’s for sure.

Next time I see Country Club Princess, I’m gonna launch her and her pink cart straight into the lake.

Would it be okay if we draw straws to see who has to wait on ____?

All right, look, if you wanna play ball, then grab a mitt. But I don’t dance.

That girl’s got more moves than an octopus in a wrestling match.

Going to movies, listening to music, and golly, ______

Hey, if they were thinking that, they’re not thinking that today.

What about us? What about everything we’ve been through?

What about trust?

You know I never wanted to hurt you!

I gotta leave, but I’ll miss you…

I’ve never lied… except when necessary.

I’ve always bought my parents expensive gifts… using their credit card, of course.

But I don’t deserve this humiliation!

What was the first thing you said to me when I started working here?

My mom said summer jobs are good on college applications.

All part of the frightening concept called our future.

In case you aren’t familiar with this particular item, it goes around your neck. Like a, um, dog collar. Chop, chop!

Dude, you’re actually listening?

You’re all being paid to work, not play Dr. Phil! Chop, chop!

Listen: We’ve been like brothers since preschool! If I don’t know who you are these days, then who does?

Good job, killer, make the ball fear you.

I always liked the idea of being in charge of my future, until it actually started happening.

That girl needs to take up knitting… or some sport where she can only injure herself.

This show makes the captain of the Titanic look like he won the lottery.

You’re an employee, not a fairy godmother. Let’s have it.

Whatever happens, long as we’re together, it’s cool, right?

I think we were meant to sing together, don’t you?

And actually, right now I think I like you better then I like myself.

rp sentence starters taken from vines 

❝ God, what if we just fucked one day? ❞

❝ Don’t sass me in front of the internet. ❞

❝ Follow your stupid fucking dreams. ❞

❝ Come at me scrub lord, I’m ripped. ❞

❝ I just wanna have sex with space. ❞

❝ Get in the tub with me, daddy. ❞

❝ Will you just relax and let me kill for money? ❞

❝ That sounds like your problem. Fuck you. ❞

❝ Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth. ❞ 

❝ Make like a tree and fucking die. ❞

❝ Dude just…just pity laugh at least. ❞

❝ Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird. ❞

❝ We are like the Stephen Kings of stupid. ❞

❝ Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? ❞

❝ Do I have to jerk you off to blow your mind? ❞

❝ I haven’t had so much fun since I killed my parents. ❞

❝ Unfortunately I had sex with a guy/girl over the weekend. ❞

❝ What’s a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS. ❞

❝ Revenge is a best dish served fuck you. ❞

❝ Who wears pants anymore? So 2015. ❞

❝ I need an ice cream sandwich and a gentle blowjob. ❞

❝ Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. ❞

❝ The bananas has gone bad! ❞

❝ I cared for those bananas! I raised them with my own two feet! ❞

❝ Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke. ❞

❝ What if everyone just had constant helicopter dick? ❞

❝ [ name ], does getting me wet fill you with determination? ❞

❝ I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian. ❞

❝ Wouldn’t it be funny if, like, you lost a family member? ❞

❝ These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed’. ❞ 

❝ Call me One Direction ‘cause my relevancy is dropping by the day. ❞ 

❝ One time I killed a person and I didn’t report it to the police. ❞

❝ I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and throw her in. ❞ 

❝ Nothing like a gunshot wound to the face to really mellow someone out. ❞ 

❝ If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst! ❞ 

❝ [ name ], I’m on a date with a guy/girl right now and you’re embarrassing me. ❞

❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and I’m gonna climb inside. ❞

❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞

❝ I could pee on this couch, right now, no problem, while looking you directly in the eyes.❞ 

❝ Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’ ❞

❝ All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are blue, except for three of them. And there are four. ❞ 

❝ And Abraham said unto Moses, ‘Bro, dude, aliens.’ ❞

❝ I’m gonna throw you out the window. We don’t even have any windows in this room…I’m gonna carve out a window and throw you through it. ❞ 

❝ DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! – Sorry. That didn’t come out as encouraging as I meant it to. ❞

❝ [ name ], if there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.❞

❝ If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞

❝ Next time we make love, [ name ], would you please refer to me as your sweet cakey treasure? ❞   

❝ I try to show at least one other human-being my butt hole every single day. ❞

❝ The only people who don’t like sluts are the people who don’t get any. ❞ 

❝ Have you ever though of a career in driving people fucking insane? Because you are already a PRO at it. ❞ 

❝ I am actively looking for ways to get you to shut the fuck up. ❞

❝ First of all, you have to stop calling it ‘Mary Jane.’ That’s the first rule of stonerdom. People will think you’re a fucking narc. ❞

❝ First of all, no one says ‘pot-eyes’, you fuckin’ narc. ❞

❝ If by OK you mean like on the inside I’m just going ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’ then yes, I’m quite OK ❞

❝ When you walk outside there are three elements of nature that you must avoid: snow, wind, and bees. ❞ 

👎 - it’s not good

👇 - not that bad, but definitelly could use some improvement

👌 - it’s ok, but there’s some space to improve

✋ - your character’s personality is too bland

🤞- your character’s appearance is too simple (not unique/they have very common traits)

✍ - I’d love to know more about your muse’s backstory

✌ - your character has engaging personality

🤘 - your character has unique, interesting appearance

👊 - I like the way you portray your muse

👍- your portrayal is great

👏 - others should learn from you

send a symbol for my muse to react to yours… (or add +reverse for my muse to touch yours)

VIOLENT 🔪 – stabbing them 👊 – punching them ✋ – slapping them in the face 👞 – kicking them 🎀 – pulling their hair

FLUFFY/FRIENDLY 🍭 – stroking their hair 🖐 – high fiving them 🤝 – holding their hand 👄– kissing them on their [place of choice] 👐 – hugging them 💅 – painting their [finger/toe] nails  🤧 – comforting them when crying 🤒 – caring for them when sick/injured 💃 – dancing with them 👗 – adjusting their clothes 👒 – brushing their hair