Trash, But With Art

Bloberta art, which is ironically my first fully done art I've done in like months oops

Generational trauma, but like, represented by a string-

Clayberta "romance" vs Closeface in their 20s

Clay & Bloberta: "I love you"

Clay, thinking: "was it a sin to let her peg me?" "God, I didn't drink enough for this" "Did Arthur want to kill himself this much when he married mom?" *gay sex*

Orel & Christina: "I love you ❤️"

Orel, thinking: "I can't believe I met someone so amazing and beautiful"

Christina, thinking: *very unholy thoughts*

Two random doodles. I have been wanting to draw Christina with her friends I made up, so that's what the first one is. They're like posing for a picture, but like Christina tripped and is falling.

Do you remember the ending of the episode, "Love", where Bloberta is scrubbing a chicken that looks like it's already been cooked? Cause I do. I can not cook to save my life, but I don't think you're supposed to do that.

My last attempt at being funny, I swear. This is meant to take place very soon after they start living together.

Christina: You need any help with- What are you doing?!

Orel: I'm almost done with dinner

Christina: But why are you dunking it in water?

Orel: I'm just cleaning it.

Christina: ...What?

Orel: to make it not filthy. Like mom taught me.

Christina: please don't lie to me.

Orel: I'm not!

Christina: call her.

Orel: Hey mom... I just need to confirm something... What did you say about cleaning food

Bloberta: oh, yes. You must scrub the main part of the meal before and after cooking it. You have no idea how filthy the oven is.

Orel: thanks mom.