Best TV Quotes

Listen, I spent 30 years supporting my best friend. You know? We even had a child together. But mostly we just got angrier and angrier, until all that was left was hate. I hate my best friend now. And all because I didn't know how to let him go.

Michaela: The first thing guilty people do is try to blame someone else.

I definitely feel like I'm more of, like, a dumpling than a woman at this point in my life.

Sometimes it feels like it was yesterday - graduating high school, saying goodbye. That feeling that you get at 17 or 18 that nobody in the history of the world has ever been this close, has ever loved this fiercely, or laughed as hard, or cared as much. Sometimes it feels like it was yesterday. And sometimes it feels like someone else's memory.

You're so drunk, you could accept a Golden Globe.

Terry: Do I look like a man who snacks?

Daniel: You really should try one of those standing desks. It's better on the back for a woman of your age.

If you wanna get over something, maybe sitting around and remembering it in every detail ain't the right way.

Taystee: Umm, it's 8 o'clock in the morning. You drinking already?

Donna: This is not how two adults who care about each other move on.

Man: You can fix that by yourself, honey?

Bill: Where is Congresswoman Bennett?

Mrs. Brewer: Ms. Wilson, it has been said of you that you could organize the D-Day landings and still have time left over for Iwo Jima.

I do love tasting menus. It's so nice to be able to look at a list of food and say, 'I'll take all of it.'

You know, I'm jealous of your ability to be sentimental about the past. I'm not able to do that. I remember things as they were.

What is happiness? It's a moment before you need more happiness.

I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal - that's where the blood's supposed to be.