you can never go back there

no joke this guy on forged in fire rn, in the "battle of the branches" veteran competition no less, is named Dave Frottin. pronounced exactly how you think it is

for every 1 post i see that makes me think "hmm maybe we should watch that new interview with a vampire show" i then immediately see 50 more that make me think "good god i never want to see anything about that new interview with a vampire show"

like i do know everything will be fine, im truly blessed to have such a good boss, but the guilt. augh. havent looked at my phone all day and dont have the guts to do it yet. someone come take me out back and shoot me

successfully have eaten (5) pieces of watermelon, (1) "smoothie" consisting of just yogurt, milk, and protein powder, and (4) pills

and of course i was having wild and crazy fucked up hangover nap dreams and in one work kept calling me and i kept accidentally answering the phone and just not saying anything and hanging up and then freaking out abt it

called out for a hangover today which i rarely do and havent in a long time thanks to getting my drinking slightly under control lately and i slept till 330 (was awake and up for a while around noon) and by god. i fucking hate myself

ive probably posted abt this before but i somehow managed to never formulate a real signature for myself. i mean like, an official written signature for like, important documents and shit. once a volunteer came to our apartment to verify my ballot because they did not think my signature was legit. my social security card looks like a child practiced cursive on it and i wish i was kidding about that but i am not. every time i have to Sign Something i do a specific series of motions but it is NOT letters and it has some consistency but also not really. and im saying this all now because i just voted AGAIN for some state and local shit and sealed the fucking envelope up and turned it over and confidently just. scribbled the most insane bullshit on it. like i do wish i could share a picture because this is genuinely unbelievable. its one of those things that isnt really embarrassing until its revealed how ACTUALLY BAD you are at it. like if youre reading this, im sure youre thinking (at least a little bit) "it cant be that bad" but please understand. it is that bad.

i literally yearn for the culverts

i genuinely think i could bite clean through anything that was put in front of me

the way i have worked so fucking hard to keep it together every single day and still get treated like im being a crazy bitch

AND ANOTHER THING thats crazy is that they made a creature that is Always Looking At You despite having no distinct facial or directional features whatsoever

Okay alright we are finally watching project hail Mary (2026) and it is blowing my shit clean off. mostly because i havent seen literally anything about rockys ship yet and tbh thats tbe coolest thing going on here like i feel like im going crazy. rocky himself is a fantastic alien but like. THE SHIP

unreasonably mad after seeing a shared post abt a pond in oregon being overtaken by an invasive aquatic plant but the thing is, im definitely mad that someone would release an invasive aquatic plant so carelessly into nature, but what im really mad abt is the fact that i fucking TRIED to have that very aquatic plant in my tank and fucking COULD NOT keep it alive. like ooohhh you thrive in the dirty oregon pond but my tank is not good enough for you??!!?!?

why is youtube recommending my husband FORTY FOUR STRAIGHT HOURS of antiques roadshow

like we had such a nice weekend by all accounts also and then my brain decided my husband was like "taking a tone" with me (he absolutely was not) so now im just. Rigid and insane with rage like bitch this is NOT normal you need to fucking get it together

like my husband has this thing where he falls asleep very fast but upon waking up will insist he was not asleep even tho he was fully unconscious and loudly snoring and like, this is obviously something he cannot control and is legit unaware is happening but sometimes. It makes me so fucking mad. For no reason. Like dawg i know youre sleeping BECAUSE I AM AWAKE LYING HERE LISTENING TO YOU SLEEP AND YET YOU INSIST YOURE LISTENING TO THIS PODCAST WHEN I ASK YOU TO TURN IT OFF AND THEN YOU IMMEDIATELY FALL ASLEEP AGAIN SO I HAVE TO NOW LISTEN TO A PODCAST I DONT WANT TO HEAR AND ALSO LISTEN TO YOU SNORE FUCKING DOPE FUCKING AWESOME FUCKING INCREDIBLE