per your request...is the last great american dynasty a karlie x josh diss track?
TLGAD is at face value about Rebekah Harkness and William Harkness. Read more on that here.
Is it possible she just wrote a song about them and their home Holiday House that she ended up buying? Yes! It may be as simple as thatâŚ
However we know Taylor likes to insert herself into historical or otherwise fictional narratives in songwriting.
See:Â âburton to this taylorâ - comparing herself and her lover to Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor
Also: Love Story - she literally writes romeo and juliet fanfic with herself as a self insert original character
Also: Wonderland (shivers in swiftgron) - she uses the fictional imagery of alice in wonderland to describe a maddening love affair
Also: Eyes Open/Safe and Sound - inspired by the very fictional Hunger Games series but obviously Taylor, who admitted to identifying with Katniss, put personal emotion and personal feelings into those songs.
Itâs fair to at least consider that she may be hiding a personal story within the metaphor/lore (folklore?) of the story of Rebekah and Bill.
lookâŚitâs hard to ignore that Rebekah is from St. LouisâŚwe donât even need to say it butâŚKarlie is from St. Louis. Also Karlie spent plenty of time at that exact saltbox house - the house Taylor now owns and hosted many parties at where Karlie was a guest.
Josh is not an oil heir but if you search about who he is look what comes up in this article:
If Tay were to comment on karlie x josh you would think she would mention their not one but two weddings. Charming and Gauche are antonyms. She may be saying wedding 1 was charming (it was small and private) and wedding 2 was gauche.
Karlie became new money partially by dating josh and then marrying into his family. She also worked her way up as a model, but either way she is New Money.
Karlie did not get âloudâ with Josh on her social media until after the public started to speculate about kaylor and then even louder after when we suspect Kaylor broke up.
LookâŚwe really donât want to be That Swiftgron Blog but our analysis of the 1 has us thinking that no, swiftgron is not together but yes, Taylor is reminiscing over and maybe missing Dianna a bit and regretting the way swiftgron ended. Â
Also cardigan:Â âchase two girls, lose the 1âł if dianna is the 1 then the other of the two girls could be Karlie.
so âif she never showed up, what couldâve beenâ might be referring to the suspected swiftgron/kaylor overlap in 2013.
âmaddest womanâ - we think mad woman is about karlie we will do that analysis soon
âshe had a marvelous time ruining everythingâ - if you are open to the idea that kaylor broke up and can accept that yes, Karlie maintained a relationship with SB and married into the trump family you could see how Tay may bitterly think at times that Karlie âruined everythingâ
âBitch Packâ - we think Taylor is poking fun at her own bitch pack/squad that Karlie was a part of:
also the rumor that Karlie threw parties at Taylorâs place without her permission makes of us think of the line âfilled the pool with champaign and swam with the big namesâ
âthe moneyâ - âAnd if he spends my changeâŚâ - we know Taylor is generous with her partners. also we saw a rumor that someone sold something to karlie and she paid for it with one of taylorâs credit cards? we canât find the receipt but something to consider.
âthe balletâ - do we even have to say it? Karlie was a ballerina:
and yâall the âdaliâ lineâŚ
weâre shook that we found this connection but:
the addition of âthe most shameless womanâ to this chorus is interesting.
Karlieâs marriage essentially into the Trump familyâŚand allll her stunts with JoshâŚyeah we can see how Taylor might consider that Shameless.
for this last chorus Taylor finally inserts herself into the narrative and if you do believe that this is possibly a âkarlie diss trackâ then yes she would be âthe loudest woman this town has ever seenâ and she would be having âa marvelous time ruining everythingâ putting karlie on blast like this.
NOTE TO KAYLORS: THIS BLOG IS NOT ANTI-KARLIE OR ANTI-KAYLOR THIS IS SIMPLY ONE THEORY. WE ARE NOT POSITIVE THIS SONG IS A âKARLIE DISS TRACKâ MERELY CONSIDERING IT.
IF YOU BELIEVE KAYLOR WAS TOGETHER (WHICH OF COURSE WE DO) THEN YOU HAVE TO AT LEAST CONSIDER THEY MAY HAVE BROKEN UP.
IF KAYLOR BROKE UP, WE WOULD GET SONGS ABOUT IT. WE DONâT THINK ITâS UNFAIR TO ANALYZE SONGS THROUGH THE LENS OF A POSSIBLE KAYLOR BREAKUP. Â
WEâRE NOT TAGGING THIS IN THE KAYLOR TAG BECAUSE WE DONâT WANT TO START SHIT OR DEPRESSÂ KAYLOR SHIPPERS OK LOVELIES?