White Hare

Tewi regarded the... Odd fellow for a long moment before stooping down to check out the produce.

“Don’t you know? I see everything. A quantum unobservable being that can observe everything!” But then she lets out a chuckle and shakes her head. “Nah, I’m kidding. I’ve been told that you’re cute apparently and you do seem the sort to lure people around so, I can see that.”

“Assemble!”

“Bad news, I fear. We’re out of sunflower seeds.” Tewi held up her hands to beg for calm as the buns all clamored for attention. “We can’t hit the garden of the sun again; at least not yet. Don’t worry though! I have a plan.”

Truthfully, Firelink was a bit out of the way, but it’s still feasible to make it there without too much hassle. However, one must be willing to allow the lesser demon gargoyles to shuttle them there. A quite.. unpleasant prospect, but at the very least there is minimal harm from it.

“You’ll be trailing through a treacherous walk. But as far as I’m aware, once you’re through it, you should be sent straight there.” Again with the offer of currency, something that bared no use for.. well, any, in this day and age. Given the uncertainty and his unwillingness to lure her to something potentially far more dangerous than the few hollows she’s encountered, Rowan would need to ask one last time.

“The fastest path is also the most dangerous. Demons often emerge to enforce chaos.” Rowan would know, given that he unfortunately is bound to seek them, to slay them.

“If you’re certain you’re willing to risk yourself, you can follow me there. But be aware that you’ll be in far more danger than you already are out here, following me.”

She sighed and dropped down to sit on her behind unceremoniously. Dangerous to go alone, dangerous to go with the buck... This place sucked!

It didn’t take much in the way of acting to produce a convincingly somber face.

“Holy fucking Jesu– …those are perfect…!”

The speakers finally made Seiga break from her comfortable seated position, and now she was hovering around each of the behemoths, hands petting the top of each with every circle around. She eventually stopped right between them, resting one hand atop each, and looked directly into Tewi’s eyes. Her face had prepped for the landing of another C130.

“So… you wanna pick the song, Tewi?”

There’s probably some commentary to be made about two very old women bonding over and being utterly gleeful about the impending misery of another, but really, that’s just Gensokyo. It’s a place like that, take it or leave it... And there really isn’t any good way of leaving it once you’re inside the barrier.

“I’m torn, really usa!” They were all pretty meme-y options and most weren’t bits that Tewi really know much about... Something about Astley’s magnum opus just called to the bun though and it wasn’t long before she came to her decision. “Okay, Never Gonna Give You Up! The Buddhists will have it stuck in their heads for weeks!”

Perhaps of all the youkai in Gensokyo who have the ability to know shit, Wriggle might be the best. Tewi's loyal buns make a formidable information gathering force, but it pales in comparison to the sheer number of tiny spies that Wriggle has access to. Worse yet, they share a backyard, so most of the area of operations that Tewi prefers is basically always under surveillance.

Once Tewi learned that Hriob had an allergy to rabbit fur (which she found genuinely horrifying as a concept) during their first less than dignified introduction, she immediately went to get a charm that would keep her bun-ness magically sealed. She never told the huge dude this piece of information.

Komachi and Tewi met each other during the Phantasmagoria of Flower View incident and quickly found that their temperaments were a good match... Particularly after discovering that they each had hard-ass bosses. Tewi makes a special note to swing by the Sanzu river at least once or twice a week to kick back with Komachi.