Bert's Misadventures

Crashing a wedding :)

And then there was that time Bert met this bird!

Oh no, Bert! It's an open bar!!! #gogoleftjet

The only way Bert travels - with a stomach full of motion sickness pills and mimosas on the horizon.

Look Bert, Beaver damage!!

Buy a balloon they said, it will be fun they said. #neveragain

Bert...Berrrrrt! Wake up! This isn't a dream. You just made it through security!!

What a lovely day to feed the birds with Big Bird!  Nothing wrong with that, right?

Bert's windowless window seat! #ishouldbuyawindow #AlaskaAirlines

Bert, those Xbox dev kits don't belong to you!

What else would Bert do in the oldest tavern in America?

Oh no Bert, you can't just pose with space rocks!

Waiting for the right moment, Bert surveys the roof of the Griffith Observatory in L.A.

Bert just may have found a new misadventure - making wood carvings!

Either Bert is done with Mexico, or Mexico is finished with Bert...

With only so many days at sea, Bert needed to freshen up on his maritime criminal law... For no reason.