rachel berry

Spiders don’t really annoy me, but I guess I would say a chihuahua, those things are insane.

It was in high school, so nothing great, if we’re being honest. Though, there was whipped cream involved.

I sing better than most people and I’d say I’m not as kind as other people

Hummus and pita bread, and any fruit really.

Now are you going to tell me why that took years to happen?

That was … something else…

Your apartment was more than fine, babe.

I can do Friday.

Damn, babe. If I’d only seen this sooner. What does your day look like tomorrow?

@berryofthenorth

Oh my god, you’re right! I totally forgot about my offer. I apologize. Many things to do at the same time, haha. How does tomorrow night feel for you? Ain’t that the truth.

No problem, I’m sure you’ve got plenty on your plate. Tomorrow night works just fine for me.

[PRIVATE]

I might be getting Marley to bring it, since she, y’know, works there. What you got against bacon cheeseburgers?

You don’t know that. 

[PRIVATE}

Good, did it help at all?

Okay, fine, I won’t judge you for having emotions like a normal person.

Of course you are: I’m an intriguing person. We should have dinner sometime and talk about our curiosity towards one another.

Well you do still owe me that homemade meal you offered, maybe that’s a good starting point. Should be easier that way, less time dealing with annoying people and more time to talk.

[PRIVATE]

I really want a bacon cheeseburger right now. The need is real.

Really? Cause, it kind of helps get me laid. That’s all I’m good for anyway.

[PRIVATE]

Gross, but okay, I can get you that.

I’m positive that you’re good at more than just getting laid. This isn’t high school, no one’s going to judge you for feeling something.

[PRIVATE]

Nothing can be done. Just have to let my leg heal before I can go back to work. Letting my father find me was a great idea. Drunk Puck is very stupid.

Heh, I don’t talk to people. That involves them seeing me vulnerable.

[PRIVATE]

Well, if you do need anything, you can always let me know.

Okay, Noah, I think you’re a little too old to still be doing the brooding, bad-boy act.

[PRIVATE]

I… am alive, which is more than I expected after he saw me. Yeah, we called the paramedic from the fire station, he looked at it. It’s… bad, and I’m off work for 4 weeks. 

I’m… as okay as I can be… Should never have let emotions inhibit my judgement, that’s for damn sure.

[PRIVATE]

Wow... I wish there was something I could do. This whole situation just sounds so terrible.

I don’t think you really get a choice, emotions are just a part of us. Next time, maybe, just talk to someone before you go out on a bender. Trust me, it’s worth it.

[PRIVATE]

I decided to go on a bender on the south side, got so drunk I didn’t care where I was, my father found me. And he burned my serpent tattoo off. With an iron. Third degree burn on my right calf. 

[PRIVATE}

Shit, Noah, I’m so sorry. Are you okay? Did you get your leg checked out? Do you need any help?

Uh… not sure you want to know.

Just tell me, Noah, I mean how bad could it possibly be?